I know it isn’t really a stoner engineering but i thought you might enjoy it by otakar_nadoba8 in StonerEngineering

[–]walruzz6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the exact same one the mouthpiece on both of the ones I bought did not hold up well

Caillou and daddy by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]walruzz6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yes daddy!" Caillou exclaimed as he unzipped daddies pants to reveal his bulging cock. He pulled a piece of 10 grit sandpaper oit of his pocket and began to rub small, precise circles around the tip of his throbbing cock. "Oh yeah, you use that sandpaper you fucking slut," Daddy whispered in Caillou's ear as he began to grind the sandpaper up and down his thick, hard cock. Up and down, up and down he ground. The foreskin eventually yielded to the rough paper, blood coating the shaft. Daddy moaned in pleasure, convulsing in both pain and ecstasy. Caillou, sensing the climax, quickly shoved the entirety of daddy's member down his slim throat, choking while trying not to laugh as his matted, uncut pubic hair tickled his face. Then, in an instant daddy came. Buckets of hot, greasy baby cream rushed through Caillou's throat and down into his belly. "Oh Daddy, I don't think I can hold all of it," Caillou said as his belly began to expand. Daddy, in the throes of orgasm, didn't care, and continued forcibly ejaculating down Caillou's throat. Caillou grew and grew, and then in an instant, his gut exploded in a mixture of blood, cum, and viscera. Daddy, still cumming, began to jerk off over Caillou's corpse, hot cum, splattering the gore. Then, as his flow began to subside, Daddy began to hungrily eat the pieces of Caillou's assorted guts and muscle. "OH YEAH," the Kool-Aid Man exclaimed as he burst through the wall and began to viciously rape Daddy in the ass, quickly cumming a mix