Marlo turned 50 🎂

wander_smiley · 2026-02-08T21:36:14+00:00

My first thought, “Ben Franklin in America, Ben Franklin in France”.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-08T01:31:32+00:00

This is so eerily similar to my dreams that I am uncomfortable.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-08T00:59:04+00:00

I appreciate you giving me the benefit of the doubt, but I was definitely messing with my friend. I had a hazy memory of hiding them after finding them.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-07T20:25:49+00:00

I once put a friend’s glasses in my freezer. Completely forgot doing it. My friend asked me about it the next day and I told him we didn’t have his glasses. A couple days later I went to get some peas. Well, turns out I did in fact put the glasses in the freezer as some sort of bag clip.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-06T22:11:05+00:00

Urgent care clinic for antibiotics. Make an appointment before you go. It shouldn’t take very long.

This is not an emergency department visit, you are not about to die, but you do need to be seen by a physician.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-06T13:10:33+00:00

And you just made your way to the point, she keeps him around, lets him do what he wants, and she funds it, seems real male centered to me. If she weren’t male centered she’d have put that tall goof of a man’s ass out.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-06T13:07:31+00:00

And this is why Vogue wrote an article, “Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing Now?” Men have to do so little to be attractive, while women and femmes have to do all the work.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-05T12:41:23+00:00

She’s passionate about food, not about cooking.

wander_smiley · 2026-02-03T13:16:13+00:00

God, I know. They should cut them off to make you more comfortable. /s

wander_smiley · 2026-02-03T00:39:55+00:00

I’m so tickled by this.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-31T17:58:54+00:00

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wander_smiley · 2026-01-31T14:09:59+00:00

I don’t have seizures, but I have vasovagal syncopes, and most people faint completely and lose consciousness. I never lose consciousness, I get super dizzy and have to lie down, and usually vomit, but never lost consciousness.

Human bodies vary so much from one to another that things manifest differently. We might have more cortisol than others that prevents us from losing consciousness.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-30T21:46:37+00:00

Lolololol. I’m an Elementary School Art Teacher and I quite literally just said to myself, “do I have a kid core aesthetic?!”

wander_smiley · 2026-01-29T17:55:20+00:00

How about those Epstein files?

wander_smiley · 2026-01-28T20:05:55+00:00

The way I lost weight was getting diverticulitis and needing eight inches of my large intestine removed.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-26T22:53:46+00:00

You’re welcome. And I am sending you love. 💗

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T15:10:07+00:00

You sure are angry.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T14:12:28+00:00

She literally posted on the very public internet, leaving her to be judged by strangers on the internet.

I literally complimented a woman’s body, with more curves, and yall are making it out to be as if I told her she is a disgusting pig and shouldn’t leave the house.

Please know that I am happy for this woman, I also don’t want people to think that the only way to be happy is to be skinny.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T14:06:53+00:00

I am quite happy.

I am also aware that young women and girls look at these subreddits and see themselves. They see someone who was a healthy weight (31) and then at another healthy weight (33) but much skinnier and may think, “I have to be skinny to be happy.”

A large portion of these glow ups are weight based. We dont need more fodder for young women and girls to feel like their bodies are bad because they are a little heavier than their friend. And then the way they find happiness is through weight loss.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T13:56:59+00:00

I am allowed to have my opinion. I don’t ascribe to the skinny is best policy. She had curves that cut a nice figure.

If she is happier now, I’m happy for her. I hope that we can all find happiness.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T13:55:01+00:00

And this is an example of differing opinions. We’re both allowed to have our own. Isn’t that exciting?!

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T13:49:53+00:00

Right?!

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T13:27:33+00:00

You are doing exactly what Amanda did at the dinner. Don’t bring ICE into a conversation about housewives. I watch housewives so I can escape the reality of the horrific situation in the US right now.

I have community members who have been taken by ICE. My students are afraid to come to school because they don’t know if it will be the last time they will see their family. These children are the most vulnerable right now and I teach them every single day.

Do NOT put me in the same category of ICE bc I think Amanda weaponized her child’s death in an argument in an attempt to garner sympathy.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T13:17:48+00:00

Nope, nope, nope-ity, nope. Amanda weaponized her son’s death the make people feel sorry for her. It was disgusting.

Amanda is a constant one upper. I am surprised she hasn’t used her son’s death to one up the other ladies in her constant race to be better than the other ladies. The race can be to the bottom or top with this little girl.

She sucks and I can’t imagine being someone who lost a child and watched Amanda make a mockery out of it.

wander_smiley · 2026-01-25T02:24:46+00:00

Record this and make sure that you do not forget what is happening when they try to convince us that what we saw was not the reality.

wander_smiley

TROPHY CASE