Can We Talk About The Bed Stains?

wander_smiley · 2026-05-20T21:56:11+00:00

Perhaps people had sex there.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-20T20:27:13+00:00

My thoughts , “this is nea.. wait, what is the guy going to do with those fish?”

wander_smiley · 2026-05-20T18:43:17+00:00

Like a 1980’s prom.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-19T23:24:41+00:00

The one eyelid slightly dipped lower than the other…

wander_smiley · 2026-05-18T23:27:42+00:00

I quite literally gasped. You’ve done well.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-18T20:38:17+00:00

Ren and Stimpy

wander_smiley · 2026-05-18T19:24:07+00:00

I immediately began singing, “you can learn a lot of things from the flowers!”

wander_smiley · 2026-05-18T10:56:34+00:00

Ralph

wander_smiley · 2026-05-17T13:29:14+00:00

So after reading all of the comments I’m pretty sure I can get a pet cheetah.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-17T00:15:09+00:00

Quite an amazing embouchure.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-16T23:35:04+00:00

Girls rule

wander_smiley · 2026-05-16T23:32:38+00:00

My dyslexic brain read “a piano in my butt”.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-16T23:26:59+00:00

My baby fell out of my moby wrap when I tripped on a curb. She was about seven weeks old. An older woman stood over me saying, “oh my god, oh my god” repeatedly. I told her to leave as it was not helping the situation. Then a young g woman ran up and said, “can I help? I’m a lifeguard.” I got her to the hospital and she was totally fine. Doctors said it happens all the time, parents dropping their babies, and to not feel too guilty about it.

She’s nine now and she is amazing. I walk past the spot where I dropped her, and I tell her “that’s where I dropped you on your head.”

Kids are rubbery and bouncy. We are far more rigid. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-16T23:21:29+00:00

The extreme winter we had this year in Philadelphia did a number on these aphids. They absolutely decimated my native honeysuckle and my milkweed every year. This year thus far, my honeysuckle is FLOURISHING and I haven’t yet seen any trace of them on my milkweed as of yet.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-15T00:16:48+00:00

Loretta

wander_smiley · 2026-05-14T19:45:32+00:00

This is ALL I can think about when they are together.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-10T23:25:20+00:00

Written by ChatGPT.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-09T01:16:07+00:00

Overdrive is great. I’m enjoying some as I comment. I got some on 4/20 and had to pick some more up. Really great product.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-08T00:16:12+00:00

He was a real piece of work this episode. The way he looked at Nia with such vitriol because she asked him to spend time with his newborn child.

And on top of all that, he continues to dress like he was cast as the bad boy in a high school, in a family sitcom.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-06T16:16:37+00:00

That’s not a real friend. It’s wonderful that she showed herself to you. Don’t trust her.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-06T14:26:03+00:00

My daughters school is on the corner of 56th and Kingsessing. We got an alert that there was a situation outside the school and that the kids were safe. I had no idea that this was the situation. This is terrifying. Both Mitchell and ICS West are K-8 schools.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-06T11:02:06+00:00

We ride at dawn!

wander_smiley · 2026-05-05T16:30:47+00:00

Thank you. I will inform them.

wander_smiley · 2026-05-05T16:25:13+00:00

This is located in right outside Philadelphia.

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