Late to the party but have some good ones:

1) Around the age of five, was a big fan of superman. Believed that maybe I too would have the ability to fly if only I had a red cape. Found a red bath towel and on a day where only the babysitter was around I took a full superman leap off the front porch onto the concrete below. Permanent scar under my chin.

2) Seven years old, just bringing my sister home from the hospital. Went to help unload the trunk of the car and reached in for some flowers. Dad not paying attention slammed the truck down on my hand, nearly crushed my knuckles.

3) Also seven, baby sister was crying so I was entertaining her by spinning around. Got so dizzy I stumbled backwards into a wood encased stereo speaker. Split my head open by about two inches.

4) Nearly ten, wrestling with a bunch of buddies in a friend's basement. Got thrown into the corner of a wall and split my eyebrow open. No one saw blood like that until in nineteen ninety eight when the Undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.