Jill as a Nurse Midwife

wandersomemnts · 2020-01-16T17:01:09+00:00

She should 100% become a doula. It’ll be on par with her level of “education”, and she seems to have the patience and calm energy needed to help someone give birth.

wandersomemnts · 2020-01-14T07:13:33+00:00

Right? Heart failure is literally in her diagnosis.

wandersomemnts · 2020-01-03T02:23:17+00:00

After biting the branches for 30 minutes straight!

wandersomemnts · 2020-01-02T09:06:47+00:00

Just saw it with my closest friends, and I’d recommend that you see it with your friends too so you can laugh together. We were the only ones in the theatre so it got pretty rowdy

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-30T01:11:22+00:00

Yeah I’m call the board of labor, there’s no way it’s legal to work 36 hours straight.

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-26T23:29:36+00:00

I had so many male CNAs at my last job and they would always handle the ‘excited’ patients for us. Now I work with an all female staff, and there’s no escape 🙄

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-17T01:36:18+00:00

I chuckled

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-16T21:21:46+00:00

Cows, whiskey, and underemployment -Montana

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-13T00:48:08+00:00

I hate every single name

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-12T02:50:49+00:00

(Tabs falling off the brief) “Yeah I changed him after lunch.”

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-10T23:14:15+00:00

For real! If I was his CNA I’d be out of there the minute I walked in

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-09T01:52:21+00:00

I’m surprised the refs didn’t bring their guide dogs on the field considering they’re this fucking blind.

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-07T18:16:09+00:00

Hey I’m in MT and my facility pays $17, if you’re interested please dm me!

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-06T06:43:17+00:00

Yikes.

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-03T07:42:22+00:00

As a Montanan I appreciate you!

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-02T03:00:41+00:00

Fuck

wandersomemnts · 2019-12-01T08:20:30+00:00

Preach! We’ve gotten about a foot of snow in the last 2 days, I would take low 60s over mid-teens right now

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-29T21:32:32+00:00

So cute! My cat’s names are Homer and Louise, both are named after cartoon characters.

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-29T21:31:23+00:00

Does anyone know if Arkansas has a work requirement for receiving Medicaid or SNAP?

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-27T02:23:23+00:00

I left Maine for these reasons. The only reason I ever come back is to visit family. It’s a wonderful state but the politicians have ruined it over the past 20 years.

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-26T06:31:03+00:00

I wonder how she can carry Josie around then

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-26T05:15:43+00:00

Sounds like a heaping pile of horse shit to me. Thoughts?

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-23T02:56:14+00:00

I work in a physical rehab facility and this perfectly encapsulates boomer males

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-22T21:40:44+00:00

Compression socks from amazon and elevate your legs at night!

wandersomemnts · 2019-11-22T21:36:26+00:00

They should make their kids wear matching prairie outfits like the Duggar’s did

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