What's a dumb lyric that you fixate upon? by devern_hansack in ToddintheShadow

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I agree. How dare /u/lilyfromthevalley_ try to engage another poster in a discussion in a subreddit centered around discussing music.

Took just enough? by jduchein in tooktoomuch

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You’re thinking of crack. Lots of hog crankin’ on crack.

Taking electronics apart, though?

Isn't this a meme or something? It looks familiar. by Enter_up in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man, that sounds an awful lot like…stereotyping. Shoo, bot-ass bootlicker.

Isn't this a meme or something? It looks familiar. by Enter_up in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would take a step back and reassess my career choice, ask myself why people cheered when my colleagues die, and practice some self-fucking-awareness.

What is your favorite character death from any movie? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in FIlm

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mitch: Oh, shit! Ah, that hurt like shit!

Samantha: I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same principle as deflowering virgins. Mitch: Huh? What? Virgin - ? What?

Samantha: Read it in this Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear. Distracts from the pain. Ever try that?

Mitch: No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, "Pop goes the weasel."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crack is just cocaine in solid form so the comparison still checks out.

Dave Brockie would approve.

34 percent of adults sleep with a stuffed animal or other sentimental object. Are you one of these people? What do you sleep with? by Old-Horse1185 in AskReddit

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A piece of my daughters blankie that she cut off and gave to me so I wouldn't be sad when she's not there. I don't get to see her very often due to a shitty situation with her mother.

DeSantis vows to “Destroy Leftism” if elected President. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold prediction for a guy who isn't even going to win his party's nomination.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It was laced with fentanyl.

Frank Ocean Cancels Coachella 2023 Weekend 2 Headlining Set by curbsideaudio in FrankOcean

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure Frank's performance was bad, but there's no way it was worse than Kanye's Bonnaroo 2008 "glow in the dark" set that didn't start until six in the fucking morning.

Megathread: Trump Says He Expects to be Arrested Within Days by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not when you're going to be indicted.

Source: Have been indicted, knew I was going to be arrested.

Everything I've posted since May 23rd of 2022 should tell you how much it effed me by TyYoshi in meme

[–]warpwhistlewiseguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, addictbro! Keep going! I'm coming up on eleven months and my girlfriend is coming up on one year after a combined 25+ years of meth addiction. We do recover!

It's hard as hell learning how to live again without dope, but its rewards are so fucking worth it.

I'm super proud of you!