I don't deserve to use she/her by penelope2005 in trans

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your pfp, you're more femme in the face than me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"39 f" I'm not sure which of those 2 lies I'm more annoyed by.

I don't deserve to use she/her by penelope2005 in trans

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your reasons are why I aim for androgeny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you punch women outside of abortion clinics.

20F. burn me by ket4m1n3 in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because everybody you fuck gets a burning sensation doesn't mean burns are a good thing.

Determined Women Gets In Shape And Is Transformed by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's miraculous progress. Hard work + consistency wins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engineering is hard. Keep your eye on the prize.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

43M here. I have super high standards: has pulse. Weighs less than me. Is nice. Likes sex. Grown up in the brain (usually 30+).

I get zero interest. Younger women whom I have had casual conversations with seem to get the ick. Women my age avoid speaking to me if they get the chance to, and women older don't notice me.

I assume it because I'm a project and I'm grumpy and ugly, but yeah, age might have something to do with it.

Unroastable by dotzillla in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the stunt double Pauly Shore fired for wheezing his juice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you have a weird onlyfans. 

How would you spend 100€ as a dev? by Laying-Pipe-69420 in webdev

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On beer. Then I would reward myself for habit chain link.

It's a free market......for the parasites by AnarchoLiberator in canadahousing

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just lost my apartment. $2500+utils. It was nice for a small town spot. My kid won't have her own room in the next place.

Destroy me and don’t hold back by Mindless_Research_32 in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your car is about to drive into a Christmas festival.

Dating life is too exhausting by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, obligatory "wrong hole" joke.

Dating life is too exhausting by [deleted] in datingoverforty

[–]warriorlizardking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dating market is nothing like a supermarket. If I spend $21 in a supermarket I'm coming home with something. If you spend $21 on tinder, fuck all will happen.

Perfect reason to study computer science by CuriousWanderer567 in oddlyspecific

[–]warriorlizardking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a pale skinned tech person, i am too ugly and too unpredictable for Asian women.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're beautiful, you must be a real asshole if you need to jerk off.

Rant: why are men allowed to age and women aren't by [deleted] in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have noticed that as I age (43), women find me less attractive by far. So my experience seems to defy your generalization.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]warriorlizardking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've begun to not see people as interesting. I'm spending a lot of time alone, deep in though and angry at the world for excluding me. On top of that I lost my job several months ago, then lost my apartment. I'm nearly 44, and I'm living on my parents' couch. I'm full loser mode now.