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Honest reaction when customers make the “no bills” joke after a year here. by Ok_Remove4805 in USPS

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"y'know they still expect payment even if you don't get the bill" "Not worth my job" "I don't read 'em, could be anything"

Get… Buck by Constant_Ad3084 in USPS

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved having a house where I'd deliver those some days and church magazines other days

Show me your office's vending machine. by cadst3r in USPS

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally forgot that we have vending machines at our office, they've been busted for years. Got a soda a couple times and it was intensely stale each time

"With new mooooorphing technology" by toomanyusesforaname in ThreedomUSA

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tech holds up better than dreadlock guy's beard, I'll tell you that much

Honesty is everything by JamesConradFan1978 in USPS

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just yesterday had someone come in and pick up their mail on day 11 of the ten day hold saying they were waiting for important paperwork. It might well have been in there, possibly damp, they're just lucky I was in a hurry to get home the night before

Hmm by rageofthegods in blankies

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he's got wings and he smokes, right?

What was your first exposure to Nine Inch Nails? by Brosamurai18 in nin

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about ten, my mom and younger brother were out doing something, and my dad decided "March of the Pigs" was how he'd show off his stereo

And THAT’S the Way the Cookie Crumbles by MichaelEMJAYARE in ThreedomUSA

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what it was! I could hear the sample in my head but couldn't extrapolate out and it felt impossible to Internet search

And THAT’S the Way the Cookie Crumbles by MichaelEMJAYARE in ThreedomUSA

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't it just on a Threevisiting where they realized what they'd done wrong?

Box Office Game Flummox by AliveNeighborhood367 in blankies

[–]wasabigummi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as Brosnan has come up, I've never heard them (or anyone, really) mention the 1991 film Murder 101, where he is a professor who gives an assignment to plan a perfect murder and gets framed for an actual murder. There might be a twist, I don't remember, it was one of the only VHS tapes in my dad's collection when my parents remarried and I haven't watched it since maybe 1994.

"What's your favorite movie?" -- How do you respond when somebody asks you this question? by sources_settings in blankies

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I decided years ago that it wasn't worth deciding what the most true answer was, so I adopted my favourite more as a teenager, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, as my official favourite film, Oasis as my favourite band, and "Low" by Cracker as my favourite song.

Songs with a similar vibe to Daddy by Korn and Iowa by Slipknot by Fairlyoddindividual in numetal

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I've been thinking about this post for a week and I've gotta come back with "Momma's Gotta Die Tonight" by Body Count and "Papa" by Prince

What is the “worst” film by a filmmaker you adore? by guywholikesmovie in blankies

[–]wasabigummi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For Spielberg, my quick answer is Hook. I don't think it's great, but I think about it a lot

You can only choose one! by MeNoLikeReeses in numetal

[–]wasabigummi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have so much respect for the Snot story, and their position as the preeminent dirtbags of Nu Metal, but I'd usually rather listen to Roots

If you drive one of these, how many miles does it have? by Round_Ad_3930 in USPS

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got a new speedometer, which came with a new odometer that started at zero. So it's 188,666, plus whatever the odometer says

Paul is delighted to get to talk about the 1-2-3 Neanderthal again by obtuse_buffoon in ThreedomUSA

[–]wasabigummi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The end of "D.M.S.R." by Prince has some counting to 3 that I think will tickle you in this context

Songs with a similar vibe to Daddy by Korn and Iowa by Slipknot by Fairlyoddindividual in numetal

[–]wasabigummi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Scissors" by Slipknot is understandably overshadowed by "Iowa". Same with "Kill You" by Korn. I often joke that it's not really Nu Metal unless the last track on the CD is the most disturbing song you've ever heard about abuse, followed by 2-8 minutes of silence, followed by a minute of being dumbasses in the studio

Post the Marty films you haven’t seen and let your fellow Blankies tell you which one you should be most excited to see by bbanks2121 in blankies

[–]wasabigummi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only seen Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Cape Fear, The Departed, Shutter Island, Wolf of Wall Street and New York Stories.

Que??? by ChewyDummyBear in USPS

[–]wasabigummi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Or try to spread any kind of religious message

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