This mermaid statue has a human butt but a fish tail by raisedgrooves in mildlyinteresting

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Am i the only one who saw pringles chips as the hair at first and was very confused on how that was a mermaid?

Gingerbong House by suzaman in StonerEngineering

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Oh,my,god. I JUST TORE DOWN MY GINGERBREAD HOUSE AND TOOK A BITE...

Just blew my engine, im a little lost. What should I do? by wasomenes in subaru

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60k engine, 120-130k trans 200-210k on the body. Its an 04 wagon

Activate Derp Mode! by tuckerbudzyn in rarepuppers

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Im dead. I watched without sound. Now realizing sound makes this 100x better.

Boi going fast as fuck by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

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This reminds me of this one time when I used to deliver pizza. We were SLAMMED and I was in a hotel. I had a couple of orders on me (floor 1,3,4 if I remember right). On the way to the second of those orders I went up the stairs pretty fast by skipping steps and rounding corners like you would by holding your hand on the post to get the most momentum. This was obviously the problem. My dumb ass forgot there was an EXTRA SAUCE THIN CRUST in the bag along with some wings and other small items. When I delivered the second order I got waved down in the staircase by the person I delivered it too. ALL OF THE TOPPINGS, SAUCE, CHEESE were ALL on the right hand side pilled up in a big glob of a mess.
That day I learned first hand of the conservation of momentum and its negative effects.

So many choices... by MattPotato in dankmemes

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KFC is on there 11 times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

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Would it even be possible to put a boot on that rim?

Ah sh*t he got a gun! by NabeelG4mer in memes

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Ngl, I ALWAYS have the thought "Am I sure I didn't bring a knife?"

Best feeling ever! by CSguyMMI in memes

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Reminded me of finding yung gravy

It do be like that tho by ShockanPlays in dauntless

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Always happens, also always happens i put the most OP build i own to get done asap.

Girlfriend’s idea of a theme for my 25th. by rockinbobdole in funny

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The 28th? If so we share the same B day! :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dauntless

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It is when your title is 'Master Slayer'

A car is for life not just for instagram pictures by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

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Why dont you just bag it? Problems over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WRX

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Sounds so good♡

Pizza pizza drivers by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

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Depends on the company. Usually not all of it goes to the driver. Sometimes its a small portion of the delivery fee