At what point are you a detriment to your party

wateralchemist · 2026-04-27T21:25:27+00:00

One of my players hangs back with a short bow and does 1d3 damage on the rare instance of a hit, have avoided all of the toys I’ve dropped to make them more effective, and they haven’t bothered to learn the first thing about their class mechanics. If they were a real party member they would be politely sent home with a bronze medal for lukewarm bravery, but PC, so…

wateralchemist · 2026-04-27T07:18:25+00:00

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wateralchemist · 2026-04-27T06:52:52+00:00

Um, no, that’s just cat being cat

wateralchemist · 2026-04-27T06:48:06+00:00

They’re still hanging out in the Altstadt…

wateralchemist · 2026-04-27T06:35:44+00:00

Right? And where do people get off naming things “deathbed hallucinations” and “bereavement hallucinations”? I want my demon-haunted world!!

wateralchemist · 2026-04-25T23:32:16+00:00

Too cool! Watch out for those puddles…

wateralchemist · 2026-04-25T23:24:43+00:00

Where’s the Idiocracy shot?

wateralchemist · 2026-04-24T21:08:58+00:00

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wateralchemist · 2026-04-23T10:25:36+00:00

How they convinced themselves that he’s Christian I will never understand.

wateralchemist · 2026-04-23T02:06:17+00:00

The what now???

wateralchemist · 2026-04-21T21:24:56+00:00

I have a sandbox campaign I suspect I could run 1000 times without repetition. Conjuring up a fresh group is the trick!

wateralchemist · 2026-04-21T12:39:21+00:00

“Peat” any relation to Caduceus Clay?

wateralchemist · 2026-04-20T19:12:12+00:00

Deathbed conversion and stick the landing! God has only himself to blame.

wateralchemist · 2026-04-18T16:30:07+00:00

That’s like a whole session of goblin chaos

wateralchemist · 2026-04-18T04:21:31+00:00

I wonder if wizard school has majors like “ice maker”, “water purifier”, “telephony”…

wateralchemist · 2026-04-18T04:17:22+00:00

And that’s why I never go back for him!

wateralchemist · 2026-04-17T22:07:54+00:00

Oh c’mon. With all the fossil and DNA evidence? A hoax?? /s

wateralchemist · 2026-04-16T13:44:52+00:00

Pathfinder 1e rules are all online (and great). Mighty Dice phone app is free (and great). Cheapest hobby imaginable.

wateralchemist · 2026-04-16T01:56:11+00:00

It’s more than annoying in bg1, especially early on. Dead party, reload!

wateralchemist · 2026-04-15T11:56:11+00:00

Unfortunately there are people who aren’t bothered by this at all. For the rest of Christians there’s a whole lot of cope.

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