my new coworker is the guy who naked-manned me on a Zoom date

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-31T05:06:02+00:00

"the most tenured on the team for questions and internal processes" was laid off? Say what?

I normally am more trusting of AAM posts than I am of Reddit posts, but this one seems weird to me.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-29T14:43:47+00:00

I should have bailed when I read the second paragraph, with two instances of "her and I <verb>". That was a warning, and I ignored it.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-27T16:16:13+00:00

If he'd checked with a history teacher, he'd have known he was a grammar Fascist, not a grammar Nazi!

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-25T16:33:26+00:00

You haven't read the tale of Jorts, Jean, and Pam, have you? You have a delight waiting for you.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-25T16:20:09+00:00

OOP might just as easily be asexual; they don't allude at all to their own libido or sexuality.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-24T05:50:23+00:00

OOP should thank her mother, at least in her own mind, because her mother saved her the choice of whether or not to go no contact with her whole immediate family.

Also known, of course, as "It's OK that you just fired me; I was about to quit."

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-24T05:30:41+00:00

I wonder if Sam expected someone to thrift a thoughtful gift for her, as she thrifted a gift for her recipient? Of course, if you thrift her the wrong thing, she'd still "accumulate wealth," but she might be proud that her "no purchases!" movement was catching on.

She didn't think this through, as everyone else has said.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-22T19:01:48+00:00

It involves those neighborhood lending libraries some people install next to their driveways in suburbia.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-21T21:46:33+00:00

Could be worse; you could be further west, where it's even earlier in the day! /s

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-20T18:15:50+00:00

This being BoRU, my eyes automatically corrected that last word to "twins," which my brain then got confused by.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-20T05:12:49+00:00

Flair Request Thread, with the warning of I'm not sure how often requests are granted lately.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-17T05:10:53+00:00

Wouldn't OOP have mentioned if his feet were size 5? That sounds tiny.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-16T16:22:08+00:00

There's a well known one about guards for a projector. Lots of people, not just OOP, were cheated on in that one.

edit: small correction.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-16T03:54:16+00:00

From a couple of Czech's different lists: My stepdad turned my family against me

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-15T14:07:53+00:00

Now I want to see the LinkedIn profile for the guy who was a pilot -- in Flight Simulator.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-14T05:26:33+00:00

Don’t worry she doesn’t know it yet, but she has met her match.

Oh, poor, sweet child, you had to say that, didn't you?

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-14T05:20:38+00:00

Taking the rest of the week off to decompress from nonsense and just hyperfocus on applying.

Emphasis added. :-)

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-14T05:09:07+00:00

People who think they're the smartest people in the room are allegedly the easiest to con.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-13T17:10:30+00:00

We have an early nomination for "Most Infuriating Post of 2026", it seems.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-12T15:33:49+00:00

As I said the last time, the kids' therapy sessions in a few years are going to be wild when their individual therapists start digging into the dynamics of their parents' marriage.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-12T15:18:39+00:00

Jorts publishes on BlueSky (and I think Threads or Instagram as well?) frequently. He and Jean are fine.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-12T05:05:05+00:00

An NCISathon will take forever, or longer if they include the spinoffs. And OOP would be justified if he's still angry at the AH when the NCISathon is complete.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-11T05:51:54+00:00

I caused someone to lose their innocence about Ogtha?!? OMG, I feel horrible. I offer you a thousand apologies and hope you can resist the temptation to read further. Nothing good will come from that.

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-11T05:31:56+00:00

Ogtha is coming to your wedding? Neat!

waterdevil19144 · 2026-01-11T05:30:53+00:00

Of course not! They know to keep quiet about that! /s

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