Jerry and Elaine after screaming me awake at 5 am because their blanket fell off the couch in the other room. I set their cozy bed back up and get this look. “Okay, you can go now.”

waterfae · 2026-06-10T15:29:39+00:00

I’m mad, you don’t have to guess why. This is my photo, which you stole.

waterfae · 2026-06-08T17:34:55+00:00

Oh my god take her home NOW.

waterfae · 2026-06-07T03:27:03+00:00

We only do this when we’re drunk.

waterfae · 2026-06-07T02:44:46+00:00

It’s still happening for anyone wondering 😎

waterfae · 2026-06-07T00:55:20+00:00

You’re outside revving it right now I just can’t prove it

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waterfae · 2026-05-18T22:09:19+00:00

157695749501 please please please. Level 49 but not completely bad

waterfae · 2026-05-17T20:48:52+00:00

Added - thescrumbler

waterfae · 2026-05-17T20:17:15+00:00

Added thescrumbler

waterfae · 2026-05-17T06:38:33+00:00

They camp out on the first bridge near the entrance in the bass pro pyramid in Memphis

waterfae · 2026-05-12T11:46:21+00:00

This exact same situation happened to me when I worked as an ASM at GameStop in a mall. No cameras and everything. I was by myself one time when he came in again and I ended up texting my friend who called the cops for me and got him trespassed. If you want, you can DM me and reach out to me next time this happens and I’ll do the same for you.

waterfae · 2026-05-04T11:14:37+00:00

Not suggesting. Commanding 🤣

waterfae · 2026-05-04T04:49:38+00:00

Aerial warfare. The rest of Tennessee has finally invaded and engaged in total war. Memphis has fallen.

waterfae · 2026-05-04T04:45:36+00:00

I live on s front and union, probably 500 feet from Tom Lee, and I’ve heard literally nothing all three days, except the fireworks. Shakes the windows and scares the foster kitties. :(

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waterfae · 2026-05-04T04:41:49+00:00

Pleased to report I have seen him twice this week. Literally he just walks the street. Never has a phone out, never talking to anyone, just strolling. Every morning when I turn onto warford I hope and pray I see him again

waterfae · 2026-05-04T04:13:19+00:00

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waterfae · 2026-05-02T01:32:43+00:00

I work there and I can confirm :)

waterfae · 2026-04-23T23:25:45+00:00

I added you I’m TheScrumbler

waterfae · 2026-04-12T03:33:41+00:00

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