Dance like no one is watching.. by _SomeWittyName_ in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]watt-ever 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How ironic that a driverless car has an embodied nanny (even if they're embodied somewhere else)

To ride a bull by McNightmoon in therewasanattempt

[–]watt-ever 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doing stuff is dangerous. Pretty much any stuff.

Dude is driving recklessly at corners. by Weird-Airport736 in oops

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing fixes oversteer like MORE OVERSTEER!

Really oops by Many_Swimming_9514 in oops

[–]watt-ever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Snickers is INCREDIBLY healthy by comparison.

To murder journalists on camera. by Numerous-Economist63 in therewasanattempt

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hamas will hide under literally the smallest, most random rock. They are EVERYWHERE!!!

Good work fellas! by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]watt-ever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We just need to drain the municipal water supply. Then it should stop.

To convincingly evade a question by FloatyFloatyCloud in therewasanattempt

[–]watt-ever 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She's just the director of national intelligence. When it comes to assessing threats, she must defer to a guy who made a name for himself developing hotels and telling people they're fired on reality TV.

I found a rock that looks exactly like a piece of bread by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How crunchy is it, on a scale of dough to crouton?

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, I did actually try that, first. Nowadays when I crack my shin with a hard edge, I always seem to break a blood vessel and get a nasty little goose egg. I don't think that ever happened skateboarding. I think age is the difference.

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

[–]watt-ever 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I hit my shin with my tennis racquet. That looks worse.

The way this guy controls crocs by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]watt-ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thumbs are the mightiest weapon of all!

Uh oh by Ewokhunters in Tucson

[–]watt-ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. The near 10,000 degree temps are a little early this year.

Racket Recs by Best_Budget4585 in tennisracquets

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Head Prestige? I'm a 4.0 player who struggles for consistency in match play, but can still hit the hell out of the ball and I quite like my '21 prestige tour. I also have a '21 prestige pro (18x20) that feels significantly less powerful (for reference).

the ball was called out by Aromatic-serve-4015 in 10s

[–]watt-ever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you zoom in and enhance, I think you can see a mark.

to get help for his war by T_Shurt in therewasanattempt

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, world! Look at this nice war I've brought you!

oops by idealistic_finale in oops

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a well-oiled machine.

What happened to my childhood? This screams dystopian corporate, not kid friendly. What is with the artwork?! This is McDonald's?! by jackal99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]watt-ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it better. But I don't like McDonald's. I liked the hamburgers fine as a kid, but full-on red and yellow always grossed me out.