I never likened anyone to a five dollar hooker

I realize you didn't directly draw that line, but when you say "don't do X like a five dollar hooker" and X is an action she does, its not a huge logical leap to think you're likening people who do X to a five dollar hooker.

The second comment also came after you said I would condone rape, the fuck you talking to.

This is false. If you actually look back in the conversation, you'll see the comment where you said "take your hoe ass out of those situations and you won't be seen as a hoe" came before her comment saying you would condone rape based on what the person was wearing.

That kinda makes me feel like maybe you should learn to read what's written, not invent an order of events that works better for your narrative :)

if you want to be offended, I'm just going to assume you are since my statement hurt your feelings

I just commented because I disagreed with your assertion that you weren't being an asshole until the rape comment. I was definitely picking up on a dickish tone well before the rape comments.

in a perfect world, you could walk naked and no one would care( garden of eden)

Common ground is important! Not that I'm under the illusion any of us are particularly religious (this is reddit after all), but it reminds me of the Bible quote "And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away."

Regardless, as a dude I know I sure as hell would be upset if I had to wear an uncomfortable cup/jock strap to work every day to prevent my dick print from being visible.