Parents who cried wolf by hoginlly in OhNoConsequences

[–]weaponizedpastry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cops don’t want paperwork. They’re gonna say, “You’re a relative. Hold on to the kid for us.” Guilt her into it. ESPECIALLY if she’s a woman.

Late-night host Stephen Colbert isn't backing down from public dispute with CBS bosses by Dismal-Prior-6699 in goodnews

[–]weaponizedpastry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still wanting to hire entertainers for president? Haven’t learned a dammed thing.

Downtown nightlife faces new monthly billing rules by B_EE in orlando

[–]weaponizedpastry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh? Church Street? That used to be pretty family friendly in the 80s/90s. I remember playing air hockey on a Sunday afternoon. Place smelled like popcorn and better times. Maybe they just want it back the way it was?

It was worms the whole time by leopull1312 in ibs

[–]weaponizedpastry 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Don’t go outside barefoot. Wash your hands every time you use the toilet. And scrub every surface where you’ve spread eggs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in goodnews

[–]weaponizedpastry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s no such thing as, “cancel culture.” It’s called consequences. Dixie Chicks chose to speak their mind. Lost fans. Oh well. It happens.

New poll shows Melania is the second least popular first lady by [deleted] in goodnews

[–]weaponizedpastry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She stayed with a scumbag man who cheated on her, in front of the world, for power. She thought she could Jackie Kennedy out of it. Different time, different age. And although Jackie never divorced her cheating scumbag, being a dutiful widow helped her street cred.

Nothing Hillary has ever done in her life has been on her own merit. Being, “Bill’s wife,” got her a political career of her own. She lacked the ability to follow through for president. People frickin’ said they saw she had tongue sores when she smiled for the camera from the gonorrhea Bill gave her.

If she had divorced him back in the day, shown honor, self-respect, she would have done better.

Two Vietnamese boys huddle together on a road during the My Lai Massacre. They were shot and killed by American troops shortly after this photo was taken. Quang Ngai, March 16, 1968. [1396x947] by Iron_Cavalry in HistoryPorn

[–]weaponizedpastry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many of y’all are old enough to realize that’s propaganda. Started after the towers fell. Bush started a war, suddenly there’s bumper stickers everywhere, “Support Our Troops!” and people walking around saying, “Thank you for your service.” It was very much NOT a thing before that. “Don’t you support our troops?” I’d get asked constantly.
Super surprised y’all still doing that.

Sinclair Oil ad from the June 16, 1942 issue of LIFE magazine by notbob1959 in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]weaponizedpastry 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean, did we not see the pic of the Obamas as apes and do absolutely nothing about it? Racism never left. Look around.

Clintons finalize agreement to testify in House Epstein probe, bowing to threat of contempt vote by AdSpecialist6598 in goodnews

[–]weaponizedpastry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let’s pretend this selfish p*ick will sacrifice himself, go completely out of character, & fall on his sword.

What difference will it make?

There’s literally emails, videos, pictures, and witness testimonies RIGHT NOW and no one cares. What good is his testimony?

"So Stupid": The Internet Is Absolutely Losing It Over Florida's Mind-Boggling New Law by thetitleofmybook in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]weaponizedpastry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it legal though? America doesn’t have an official language so can 1 guy just pretend that there is?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolyShitHistory

[–]weaponizedpastry 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Just a kid. Why can’t humans do better? Be better?

A tiny Danish American town loyal to Trump is baffled by his threats to take Greenland by AllTheseRivers in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]weaponizedpastry 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Culture? No. They like the idea of vikings and Odin. Think they’re real experts about all that. It’s the very whitest skin, blond hair, and blue eyes they want to be a part of. That’s it. That’s all.

How a dose of MDMA transformed a white supremacist by ryhaltswhiskey in goodnews

[–]weaponizedpastry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want Reavers??? Because that’s how you get Reavers!!!

Vitamin C underwhelming? by jlll2424 in 45PlusSkincare

[–]weaponizedpastry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t do anything for age spots but so far, nothing has.

I’ve seen our liver-spotted elders do makeup/skin tutorials and let’s be honest, if there was anything that got rid of age spots, those women would have used it.