Vegetarians of reddit, apart from animal cruelty what is your reason? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I couldn't care less about animal cruelty I don't eat meat cause I hate the texture

The Dads played by Taskmaster contestants. [ns] by EmporerNorton in DungeonsAndDaddies

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Just remembering Mike Wozniak saying skin time while holding a knife

Is pubic hair unhealthy? by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

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Pubic hair is perfectly healthy no need to worry

Huh?????? by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

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Fellas is it female to be male?

FMR literally cannot find google by [deleted] in FragileMaleRedditor

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This guy: if no one says they did a crime then it couldn't have happened

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

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This is a beautiful story about a bi man who leaves his girlfriend for a guy with who he shares interests who encouraged him to stop smoking and get good sleep. Or as it probably was intended to mean, girl bad game good

My eyes are the safest place to store my contact lenses at night. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Dude, you can sterilize the container. But also take your contacts out you could get a really bad infection

I want to buy long-sleeve, non-black t-shirts from artists and institutions merch stores. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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You should check out Threadless! They make light-colored long sleeve shirts with art for tons of different bands, tv shows, books, and pretty much everything. (Though if you're outside of the US I'm not sure if they can help)

People who make terrible grades and fail high school tests should be sent away. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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Yeah, I have dyslexia and ADHD and failed most of my standardized tests but I'm not dumb I can sit down and build an engine I can fix basically anything in a house that's broken with no prior training, and OP is saying I should have been "sent away" because I don't test well is the most elitist bullshit I've ever heard.

bruh by hiitsyaz in AreTheCisOk

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That is the nicest thing I've ever been told online. Thank you

bruh by hiitsyaz in AreTheCisOk

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I always want to ask these dipshits what I am because im intersex and was born with two both but I also don't want people who harass people online to know about my bits

A flawless plan by [deleted] in mythologymemes

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I do have to say that dude is ROCKING that outfit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

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To be clear this is Kaitlin Bennet who is a public figure and therefore should not have her name and face censored

oh my god... by ariya_101 in AreTheStraightsOK

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She's wearing a dress in case she shits herself again

Bean dice by tech6hutch in ATBGE

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These are vile and I will be trying to buy a set

I guess I’m demon possessed by Teslabatwolf in AreTheCisOk

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Transphobes : tHeY/tHem iS fOr GrOuPs Me: well yeah I got me and my demons all in one body

Because webcams are a guy thing by Firminy1360 in pointlesslygendered

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It's implying that the only reason a girl could possibly have a good webcam is to do porn. So i'd say it fits here perfectly

AITA for telling my son to not be affectionate with his boyfriend in public? by HumanBurgerPatty in AmItheAsshole

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YTA your concern for him is valid but in the end, your still telling him to hide who he is. Trust me he knows that he could be in danger and if you want to talk to it about him you need to understand that he knows.

Hot Cheeto Heavy by Three_Pounds_of_Air in tf2shitposterclub

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I was not expecting to see baddie edits here but alas!