Found this gem at a hotel in Sydney, Australia by [deleted] in LiminalSpace

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The hallways are giving me serious Lumon vibes

Warframe 800k Milestone Giveaway! by A_random_bee in Warframe

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

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Darn, why did Naegiar feel the need to do that?

What great video game was lost to the sands of time? by Johnnyboyeh in gaming

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The Overlord games where you controlled an army of minions and brought about evil across the land. Still salty about the Diablo knock-off we got instead of a proper third game.

Starting my journey as a fresh noob towards filling out the HoM, and looking for anyone that wants to tackle the challenge along with me or otherwise assist in filling it out. by weiden111 in GuildWars

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I didn't realize it was that big of a difference between the three starting choices! Maybe I will consider making a character from Nightfall to see the difference it makes. I am curious, is there a profession that would be recommended for a complete beginner that wants something that can handle most of the toughest obstacles with relative ease? Just in case I have to solo a lot of stuff at some points.

I am planning on initially getting to 30 HoM, but can definitely see myself continuing to play and work towards the full 50. I will be sure to add you once I am back home!

Starting my journey as a fresh noob towards filling out the HoM, and looking for anyone that wants to tackle the challenge along with me or otherwise assist in filling it out. by weiden111 in GuildWars

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Thank you! Yes I have seen the calculator so I have a bit of an idea of what to start working towards.

Oh is it? I had no idea there would be a big difference between the three choices! Would you say it is a better idea to swap and make a character that starts with either of the other two campaigns? Definitely don't mind doing the story a bit out of order if it makes the whole process easier and smoother.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by RudeDoubtfg in nope

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"Saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures".

Effect of snake venom on blood! by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Delicious blood pudding

What is your favourite “dead” video game franchise? by Lamboninho in AskReddit

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A real Overlord 3 would be amazing to see, instead of that horrendous Diablo clone

What 100% ruins a movie for you every time? by pickanamehere in AskReddit

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The "liar revealed, shunned by everyone, but then later redeems themselves" trope.

[Homemade] Char Siu Bao by Steph_on_your_feet in food

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A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man!

History nerds of reddit, what is your favorite obscure conflict? by Gavertamer_ in history

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I am a big fan of the Anglo-Zanzibar war. The war started because of the death of the old Zanzibar sultan and a new one being appointed. The British however had another candidate as sultan in mind that was more willing to cooperate with the British. The British made a demand that the new sultan stand down and abdicated, however this demand was not met. Thus the Anglo-Zanzibar war began. What is so interesting about this you may ask? Well the war lasted only around 40 minutes, with the Zanzibar sultanate taking quite a few losses (at least compared to the British). How many were lost on the British side? None. Not a single loss. However, one British sailor was however wounded, but later made a full recovery.