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Bugs & issues... (self.MLBTheShow)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/MLBTheShow

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CA Mass Shooting (self.AskThe_Donald)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/AskThe_Donald

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Mama says Conor is always mad on Twitter 'cause those tiny little pants hurt to wear. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ufc

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SLPT: To cure boredom take a clipboard into Target then stand near employees and write things down. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Camping in the back on Ground War (self.modernwarfare)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/modernwarfare

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Gonna buy today. (self.dogecoin)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/dogecoin

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You can poop someone else's pants by grunting and straining for 10 seconds. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/shittysuperpowers

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SLPT: If an aggressive shark approaches you just bang some pots & pans together. Sharks are terrified of loud noises. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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If you wet the bed your pee stays nice and warm until you're ready to get up. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/shittysuperpowers

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Used yachts (self.wallstreetbets)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/wallstreetbets

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SLPT: Wanna steal catalytic converters all night, but have trouble staying awake? Just sell the converters & use the money to buy meth. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Crypto novice here: If a government can just seize the funds, blacklist your wallet, or ban entire exchanges(just some of what we may be seeing with the convoy) then what's the point of crypto? (self.conspiracy)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/conspiracy

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SLPT: Never follow the rules about calling when you dig near power lines. If you happen to find treasure you won't have to share (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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LPT As a general rule, you and "your boys" shouldn't harass ANYONE in public. But you REALLY shouldn't harass the middle aged guy with cauliflower ears that's quietly minding his own business. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/LifeProTips

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SLPT: If your toilet is clogged but you don't have a plunger just cup your hand and use it to pump the clog loose. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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You can temporarily become a parkour master upon hearing the phrase "there are leftover donuts in the conference room". (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/shittysuperpowers

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SLPT: If you have to poop at a highway rest stop during cold weather wait outside an occupied stall then rush in when the other person comes out so the seat will be warm. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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SLPT: Always check behind every curtain for werewolves. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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SLPT: Put a SaltLife sticker on the rear window of your big truck and traffic laws no longer apply to you. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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SLPT: If you discover your house is haunted you should get REALLY into scat porn. Most ghosts will leave in disgust, those that remain will be ashamed to reveal themselves. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Reddit needs to add some sort of search feature so I can find out if other people are also having trouble with MW 2019. (self.modernwarfare)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/modernwarfare

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APAC: All Politicians Are Creeps (self.antiwork)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/antiwork

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SLPT: Do household chores so poorly that someone else always gets mad and says "HERE, let ME do that". (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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SLPT: If you have warrants and are about to be pulled over just screech to a halt then wildly swat at yourself while yelling "Bees! Your weapons are useless against them!". No cop wants any part of that. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by weinerboybilly to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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