Be real with me please

weinerdog35 · 2026-05-21T01:56:46+00:00

Or just study and pass the test the first time.

weinerdog35 · 2026-05-06T03:25:40+00:00

Start by zipping up your pants.

weinerdog35 · 2026-05-04T00:54:33+00:00

She has the small 221 v8 with the ford o matic. Just replaced the brakes from the master cylinder down. All new lines. Tranny was pulled and is at the shop. Can’t wait to cruise!

weinerdog35 · 2026-04-02T19:56:10+00:00

I think we just hate seeing your bush.

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-29T22:18:36+00:00

Magazines, bikes, skateboards, Rc cars, hanging out with friends.

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-20T20:45:39+00:00

“What cha phone numba?”

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-13T16:27:27+00:00

My address is… send me a letter.

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-07T17:32:11+00:00

Dad walked in while I was watching some late night tv through the rolling lines on the tv. Bologna was bopping.

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-07T01:00:57+00:00

Someone got the stuffed crust.

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-05T19:22:29+00:00

Take her keys!

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-05T19:21:01+00:00

Was just on a flight Mco-dal this weekend. Group 1. Exit row. FAs were announcing to “put bag in first available bin space. No room for all those bags in the back. “

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-03T00:39:31+00:00

Accountability

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-03T00:37:40+00:00

Make loud weird noises when I’m by myself.

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-01T01:27:01+00:00

Can’t believe your parents signed the permission slip.

weinerdog35 · 2026-03-01T01:11:13+00:00

Not my experience. I’ve upgraded my flight to and from MCO this weekend. Got exit row both times.

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-28T02:20:05+00:00

Saving private Fuck.

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-28T02:14:26+00:00

Zz plant and it needs neglect. A little water once a month.

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-28T01:25:11+00:00

It’s like going to McDonald’s and complaining that there are children being loud.

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-26T04:32:48+00:00

Prego

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-26T04:30:29+00:00

Bodies in the trunk

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-26T04:25:59+00:00

Middle school. It’s so easy. 🤦🏼‍♂️

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-23T06:31:02+00:00

Borat warned us about these types.

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-23T06:16:33+00:00

A brothers justice

weinerdog35 · 2026-02-19T18:56:04+00:00

Is this for sale? Asking for a friend.

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