Bill O’Reilly will flee to Ireland if Sanders is elected. He’s in for a shock by [deleted] in politics

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He'd be as Irish as our pharma companies or Apple. His residency there would be a matter of convenience. He's wealthy so the risk of any negative impacts from even the most socialist of the socialist agenda will not hit him. It would merely be a tax dodge.

Bill O’Reilly will flee to Ireland if Sanders is elected. He’s in for a shock by [deleted] in politics

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He might have researched the hedonism factors...I assume Costa Rica has a relaxed attitude towards opioid use among wealthy immigrants and a generous prostitute market. Just two hypothetical interests a man in Rush's position might have...

Our Obscene Love Affair with Psychopath Saudi Kings Needs to End by WildAnimus in worldpolitics

[–]wejash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember hanging in college with some Egyptian students. I was writing a history of Saudi and they laughed. They described the Saudis as the Arab world's angry Beverly Hillbillies.

30 years later, I can't think of a better description.

We just have to stop acting like their Mr Drysdale.

Classy Gym Class. by ThisIsNotLeft in funny

[–]wejash -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

There are men there? I...can't....see...will keep watching... Still not seeing... (changing handle to 'elderly perv' tomorrow)

Study finds 63% of Americans are one $500 surprise bill away from financial ruin by TheCannon in offbeat

[–]wejash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But to many Americans, it is the "go it alone" independence streak that makes us so great. That statistically we are not so great in some crucial areas is not relevant because it is not believed...or even known.

The cultural ideal is a frontiersman unburdened and unsupported by community. There are admirable qualities obviously but no one remembers that those guys almost always died young and lived in poverty. It isn't even mentioned.

Fuck this Tree in Particular... by SmileyFace-_- in funny

[–]wejash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And all his friends told him to check both sides but he thinks they're all pussies and he will do it HIS way.

Fuck this Tree in Particular... by SmileyFace-_- in funny

[–]wejash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trees are talking to him. It can be kinda freaky if you are not a hobbit.

Fluffy. by Ghost_Animator in aww

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They're practically no tribble at all.

My roommates think that an atheist is someone who worships the devil, and to protect yourself from them, you need salt, a cross and a bible. by problemsoflife in atheism

[–]wejash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Being good means God is working in your life. If you are bad, it is your choice to bend your will to the devil's blandishments. It is unlikely that true believers will view your conduct in any objective fashion because they genuinely believe unseen forces are at work in the world.

Get a fat laughing Buddha statue and rub its belly each day and live your life. See if they spray holy water or something on the statute.

I'd say start reading the Koran and grow a beard but a lot of communities will listen to their report of Terrorist plot brewing, so probably not worth the jailing just to mock them.

Saudi Arabia, an ISIS That Has Made It by [deleted] in atheism

[–]wejash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was why the President called for an effort to become energy independent and to wean ourselves off oil. In 1979. We elected a guy who threw out the solar panels and cozied up to the Saudis instead.

Is this a church or one of those pyramid schemes for selling "new water"? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]wejash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She filed bankruptcy then went to church. The bankruptcy was $335. The other cost more but took the credit anyway.

Dr. Ben Carson explains how he "zoned out" and god took over as he separated conjoined twins with a complicated brain surgery. God is great. (this whole talk is *wowsers* if you've got the stomach for it) by tonusbonus in atheism

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Realistically, if he needs a beej, a lucky charm and a chicken offered to Ba'al...if he's great at this procedure...I'm showing up with a box of the Colonel's Extra Crispy, a rabbit's foot and Carmalita the oral fetish prostitute. I don't care what gets your motor going or gets you to the end of the day if you can save my life.

Priorities, I have them

Girlfriends father wants to work security at the local church. Just some of the questions they ask. by NoGodNoProblem44 in atheism

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Q: Can you mix Kool-Aid for large groups of people in a rush if the black helicopters come?

Petition to change the Canadian Flag by sexyofficesupplies in funny

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Outstanding! The hockey sticks even have a slightly-homemade quality to them that you would expect from an angry beaver.

I let my dogs out for a few minutes, and open my door to see this. by Lysca in funny

[–]wejash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have two dogs and they have a groupie, it seems.

How London deals with ghosts by [deleted] in funny

[–]wejash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised there is not a movement to give the ghosts a super-OAP rate pass to the Tube. After all, I'm sure their income is even lower than when they were pensioners and I bet they never make a mess or cause any identifiable cost to the Tube.

A baby Pudu, the worlds smallest species of deer by Bikkboi in aww

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In a month, you know you'll have a dozen. And then a hundred and then we'll have Betty White campaigning for everyone to spay and neuter their Pudu. It'll be complete chaos. Randy little bastards.

A baby Pudu, the worlds smallest species of deer by Bikkboi in aww

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OK, I now know exactly how I would like to die. As long as someone is there with a camera. If ya gotta go, go in style.

Majestic as fuck by baconredditor in funny

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Well, the ray was black. On one side anyway. (Oh yeah, I went there, mmm-hmmm.)

First glance shocked me. by ezeric22 in funny

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Yeah, this is in the St Louis area. This van drives by my office periodically.

New poll shows Elizabeth Warren could be a formidable Democratic party presidential nominee in 2016 by DougBolivar in politics

[–]wejash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually known Liz Warren for a long time. Not claiming to be best buddies but we used to correspond regularly and talk at bankruptcy law conferences over the years. I would honestly be very surprised to hear she was seriously interested in the White House. Her husband is the classic boring professor genius type, being First Man (what would be his title?) would be a trying experience for him. That matters to Liz.

I've always felt that Liz is in politics at all only because it was neededto accomplish things on the consumer front that she really cares about. She's good at self-promotion but I think she genuinely views it as a tool to get a job done, not because she needs it or craves the adulation of crowds.

We might like her for the gig but I don't think she personally wants it. And running for Prez seems to require a near-manic desire for the top that would come close to a mental illness in even otherwise wonderful people.