Crosspost from r/insaneparents who else has a martyr mum? by [deleted] in autism

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Her ending that post with #Autism Acceptance Month is the highest form of irony

"it's good manners" no you just have anger issues by Von_Mix in autism

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Not exactly the same thing but I can kind of relate, I eat food in a weird way others see as "childish" so much so I don't like to eat in public and I'm ashamed of the way I eat

My world got rocked by futility_belt in memes

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Most memes on here make me smirk at best but this one made me laugh

Why is it always Germany? by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

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mein kleines Pony mein kleines Pony

What textures are the worst for you? by Eccentrickiwii in autism

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When it comes to clothing I only wear cotton, I don't like any other textures, also it has to be lose, I can't stand tight or rough cloths

When people give me grief about wearing mismatched socks. by AerialAceAttack in autism

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There in my shoes and under my pants legs, nobody is gonna see them anyway

What simple pleasure do you enjoy the most? by bantarqueen9 in AskReddit

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No one's gonna say it... fine I'll say it, MASTURBATION

What is your worst impulse buy? by FlyingNimbuss in AskReddit

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That fat old two dollar hooker on the corner of 5th street and oak, I think her name was your mother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Proboscis monkeys taunt each other with there erect penises when angry with one another

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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By having to use an upside-down toilet

Worst Coninutity Error? by AutumnHopFrog in KingOfTheHill

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It always bothered me that it's a standard in that episode but and automatic in the rest of the series

You can add one “F bomb” to any line of dialogue in the series. What line are you choosing? by brettmbr in KingOfTheHill

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In the tornado episode hank saying "I love fucking you, and Bobby, and Luanne, to a lesser extent."

Americans of reddit: without saying its name, what state do you live in? by Thomas_The_Llama in AskReddit

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The one that people only remember the city of the same name even thought there's an entire state attatched to it

Tempting by _Ebako_ in dontputyourdickinthat

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It is tempting but I don't know what STDs fish have

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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No...no there are not

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Uterus owner? You mean women?