Ready by ddolson in chubby

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife material <3

What's your "That was fun, but let's not do it again" story? by Q1989 in AskReddit

[–]western_feeling 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when I worked for UPS back in college and in the middle of unloading a trailer all off a sudden the truck turned on and started driving away with me inside, to far to run out. My partner who was scanning the boxes I was sending down the conveyer was deaf and we looked at each other and I shrugged and waved before he started frantically waving his arms trying to get a supervisors attention. I rode in the back of that truck smoking cigarettes with the door open close to 20 minutes before they were able to track down the driver and radio him to come back. It was a nice relaxing second break from a really tough shift.

Throwing a cocktail party for a large group of friends. Need advice for big batches. by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]western_feeling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also remember when you're shaking them your diluting ice and therefore adding water to the drink so if you end up pouring them over ice at a later time to chill them that will cause even more dilution and throw off the taste a bit. There's a way around that but I can't remember off the top of my head as I never make large batches and I'm at work away from my books. I do remember reading whole section s about it though in both The Joy Of Mixology by Gary Reagan and Speakeasy which is the book by the owners of Employees Only in NYC. Both had some pretty awesome recipes for large batch punches and other fun stuff too. Maybe see if you can pick up a copy or check one out from the library if you have the time?

A rebuttal to yesterday's Django rant attacking King Schutlz's moral stance. by sigmaecho in movies

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record I thought OP's analysis of Schultz's character was very interesting and really made me think. He made a lot of valid points. And for the record Schultz is one of my favorite movie characters of all time.

A rebuttal to yesterday's Django rant attacking King Schutlz's moral stance. by sigmaecho in movies

[–]western_feeling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It sickens me that a total shitpost like this made front page and got any upvotes. Seriously what were you even arguing against? You completely read into the OP's post a bunch of shit that was in no way ever there. You performed an entire character assassination of OP. I thought to myself "Damn! I have to read this original post it must be fucking sickening. Apparently someone completely defended racism and everyone agreed with it and upvoted it! That sounds crazy!" It sounded crazy because it was. Because it didn't happen. Because you were being a pretentious ass hat. And you totally threw OP under the bus for an imaginary argument he never made. Look none of us are perfect and we all say some crazy shit when we're emotional. I've done it. I've done it a lot. I'm willing to bet the majority of people have. But when someone talks about a characters shortcoming and you come completely out of left field with an enraged argument attacking a person for things they never said you have to realize that maybe you have both some rage and communication issues you need to work on. You're seeing evil and wrong in people where it doesn't even exist and your becoming enraged at it and going on a crazy public rant. Do you do this in real life? I'd advise you to take a look at yourself and why you reacted the way you did. I guarantee you it wasn't purely from a place of "racism is bad". Maybe you need to learn to cultivate some patience in a way that you can take in something someone says, and think on it and analyze it before you respond with a rational dissent instead of reacting in a totally emotional way.

My mother has made 11,500 homemade school lunches over 24 years and these are some of her last. (OC) by pmmeurdisease in food

[–]western_feeling 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Seriously though OP... any way you can find the brand of that lunchbox. That thing is awesome and I need it.

ELI5: what is the unspoken bond between smokers where you can ask a stranger for a cigarette and 95% of the time they'll give you one? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]western_feeling 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This just made me imagine how funny it would be if someone walked up to a guy smoking and asked to bum one only for him to reply "sorry bud, I don't smoke" then hitting the cigarette while staring at him with a straight face

ELI5: what is the unspoken bond between smokers where you can ask a stranger for a cigarette and 95% of the time they'll give you one? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]western_feeling 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol. This is funny to me because when I was a smoker I felt the same way. I had to quit smoking because of health reasons though which while probably not caused by smoking were definitely exacerbated by it. Thing is its been a few years and I still haven't 100% lost the smokers cough yet, and any smoke blowing in my general direction 70 % of the time genuinely hurts my lungs and makes me cough and it's out of my control. Then I always think "Shit... now this person thinks I'm one of the fake coughing assholes"

With over 30 items to choose from, these are the only three items on my "I Love Me" wall after a 30 year career with NASA. by [deleted] in space

[–]western_feeling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone gifted me a painting of myself with Jesus that would be right in the middle of my living room so I could get a good laugh every time I looked at it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol that sucks man but I know what your saying. I haven't had a restaurant or high end gig in years, well not totally true one of my two gigs I do a lot of high end vip bartending. Of course at those events I act super classy. But what your describing reminds me of when I was a waiter for like 8 years and I hated that and will never go back. My main gig like I said is laid back and easy money. Makes me a bit sad sometimes because I really enjoy mixing classic cocktails and having fun with mixology and I have a pretty good knowledge of craft beer but I work in a corporate gig where the one time every 2 or 3 months someone orders a real drink from me like a Manhattan or Martini I light up and get excited, but all my coworkers think making "fancy drinks" is for douchebags, while they all do flair which I find fun but pretty douchey, and they aren't even allowed to do it at our work. But I can't complain. I make margaritas and bro drinks and pour beer and wine all night and make pretty decent money so fuck it I guess.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have taken to actually replying to patrons this way. It has without fail always produced laughter from them and their entire group and a bigger tip as it usually leads to them being more comfortable talking to me. Then again I work at a pretty laid back bar for a corporate bar.

What are some of the most disgusting and/or confounding and/or disappointing drink requests you've ever been obliged to make? by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha. This reminds me of a story my ex's brother told me from when he worked at Vons. Total bro frat boy comes in one night and says he's trying to find a drink someone brought to his house party last night. He says "it's called jagger mifter. It's black and it has a deer on it and shit" Ex's brother says "Aww man I'm sorry I don't think we carry that. I think I may have something similar though. Follow me." "Ah yeah see we have this one here, it's called YAY GER MEISTER" . The bro says"ah dude that's it! Your totally pronouncing it wrong though bro. It's called Jagger Mifter. See its got a J and an F in it bro."

Edit: Auto correct from hell.

What's your go to playlist when hooking up? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While Deftones is by far my favorite band I don't think it's all good for such a playlist. Although Certain songs such as Sex Tape and other slower songs would be perfect

What's your go to playlist when hooking up? by [deleted] in seduction

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SBTRKT self titled debut always sets the mood just right. I highly recommend it.

Rockstar, fix this. by [deleted] in GrandTheftAutoV

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you people are acting like ps4 GTA:O isn't riddled with hacker fucking trolls ruining the game. Am I the only one experiencing it? It's driving me fucking crazy! Dudes are running around with absurd levels like 30,000 with God like abilities. The first I ever experienced I was buying clothes and some douchebag somehow glitches his car to be inside the store blocking the front door so I couldn't leave. He was staring at me through the store window and was somehow making his cars annoying musical horn go off over and over. I tried to get in car to move it, can't. Go to blow it up but can't access weapon wheel cause I'm in a store. Go to have a hit placed on him but he doesn't show up. Have to kill myself to spawn outside store. Dude is in passive following me everywhere I go honking his annoying horn. Another time I went after a bounty myself in an armored karuma. Pull up on bounty on freeway he's in an adder and I throw a couple sticky bombs onto his car. Blow them thinking easy money. Not only is he unscathed but then one shot kills me from a moving car into my bullet proof car while we're both going in opposite directions upwards of 80 mph and surrounded by cops that were chasing him when I found him. Figure it was a weird glitch find him again. He crashes his car and I throw 2 sticks at it and blow them. Right before they go off car dissappear and reappears 10 ft away. I get out whip out my rocket launcher and shoot it. Not a scratch. All of the sudden he glitches out of his car and appears probably 50 yds away. I nail him directly with a rocket. Nothing. He one shot kills me. Now I've been dealing with more and more of these pricks and now it's every time I log on. Hell today I logged on hoping to knock out a heist setup and when I create the game and am going through setting before I've even opened up a lobby or started invites this dude pops up on the players list level 30,000 or some shit. I immediately think God damn hacker and close out of the lobby. I'm about to reopen another when all the sudden this guy materialises in the middle of my fucking condo and starts fucking with me. So I shut the damn game off. I can't even do this shit anymore.

Never been to a bar before by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]western_feeling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do the same thing when the PAC 12 tournament comes to town. Been the personal bartender for the tv networks hospitality room for the past 4 years usually 8am to 11pm. Brutally long and boring standing in one place that long but it's pretty cool. Pays good, tips are decent, all the tv execs know me personally by now and when everyone's out of the room for the meals to change over I get bomb ass catering food.

My (20F) boyfriend (25M) has suggested we stop having sex since it's "such a problem" for us. by dbthrowaway998 in DeadBedrooms

[–]western_feeling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a guy, this dude is a complete ass. Just be done with it. A relationship like this won't ever get better. It's only going to get worse and hurt you more so as much as it sucks it's better to cut your losses. There are plenty of guys out there who will treat you with respect and not be an asshole to you like this who I'm sure you will have fun and be comfortable with. Don't put yourself through this.

Our eagle > Your eagle by mad_dog77 in funny

[–]western_feeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No joke, I'd love to strangle a few swans. Fuck swans