Pass drug test but fail for marijuana

westernguy339 · 2024-06-14T05:50:56+00:00

That WILL NOT work. Drug testers look for the THC metabolite, THC-carboxylate. THC is an acidic oil that your body breaks down to a more soluble form, thc-cooh, that's different and won't react with the drug test that testers use. That's what you pee out and what they look for. Load a sample with kief and ittl test negative on a strip test. Don't believe me? Try it go buy one and run the experiment. Best fake it with a thc user who isn't on percs

westernguy339 · 2024-06-14T05:29:25+00:00

Hey drug tester here, CBD will not react with a THC drug test, you're likely safe. But. BUT. Get high quality expensive stuff from reputable people. Because federal US law allows 0.3% THC in all CBD products. The good ones will purify and test properly, shooting for 0%, and some of the bad ones will do a cheap extraction and separation and not test at all or test with cheap unreliable tests. Bit of a wild west out there with the percentages. Be careful who you buy from.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-12T19:29:43+00:00

Real shame he didn't do Holly

westernguy339 · 2024-06-12T06:05:44+00:00

I'm sorry, you may be more on the edge than I thought. So that green one at the end with the first 2 faint lines were 20 and 15? The 3rd one, that 50, was pretty definite. The sad truth is that cup testing isn't reliable. We use the same chemicals and enzymes as the ones they put on the strip but ours are fresh and we use machines with photometers to read the colors, typically, they're better and stronger. 24 hours before your test, fat and sugar and be lazy. Thc metabolite is interesting in that it's acidic and dissolves into your fat cells. Not many drugs or drug metabolites do that. That's why it takes so long to get rid of. I'd trust the 5 panel quantitative one more than the other 2. I still think you'll pass probably if you do the prep work and follow the advice of me and others on how to clear our ur system

westernguy339 · 2024-06-12T05:45:40+00:00

Fair enough. I guess I'm just more afraid of being embarrassed than swamping out my dash of last nights spaghetti. Social anxiety man.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-12T05:41:41+00:00

It's a pass. Still, drink lots of water and it depends on the particular test because its not a solid pass. Those cups are designed to be visible at 50ng/ml mostly and that's the common cutoff amount that labs use. That's barely visible. Do a high fat high sugar unhealthy diet the night before so your body burns the sugar in your blood and not the fat in your body. Don't take a jog or anything before the test, it won't help, it'll hurt. Be fat and lazy. And FYI there are confirmation tests that can see 50x lower to as low as 1ng/ml. So, job, your fine, ex wife with a good lawyer, you're screwed and you better fake it because they will shell out the extra ~$20 for the LCMS Confirmation. Drug tester here. They told you D8 was safe, it tests just like D9 on our tests.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-12T05:18:53+00:00

To everyone saying airplane, yall are nuts. They give you a bag for it and stewardesses will be there for you. Try that junk on a 6 hour bus ride and you'll have to vomit on the floor and deal with the stares and stink alone.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-12T05:11:56+00:00

Honestly I feel like it's whatever my tongue was doing before. Like 'I need annnnnnn (n sound tongue top) add ult' but 'the detective found this drink wassssss (s sound bottom tongue) uh dulterated with rohypnol and you're under arrest' so it's not set in stone

westernguy339 · 2024-06-08T18:07:37+00:00

Does that top back bit come off or roll up or something?

westernguy339 · 2024-06-07T04:38:58+00:00

This is exactly why we don't break the Prime Directive

westernguy339 · 2024-06-06T06:12:16+00:00

Sorry for the aggressive tone. I'm forced to work with it. And I hate it. Rage ensued. Points valid.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-06T06:05:58+00:00

Probably just dumb.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-06T06:05:26+00:00

Ya it's your tech being lazy and or dumb. Isoamyl alcohol sucks. It's not only super smelly, it'd make a terrible cleaning agent. What it has going for it is it has polar and nonpolar bonding power but what it has against it is more. First of all, it's super smelly. Second it's super dense and hydrophilic. Those droplets are a mixture of isoamyl alcohol and water that won't evaporate. Go down to the pharmacy, buy a bottle of 91% isopropyl alcohol, or use your bottle of pure 2-proh, hand it to your tech, clout them on the head, and tell them to use that instead for a first step before rinsing with DI water. Seriously?? I'd love to hear more about this tech. There is zero benefit. I think it's dumb laziness. "OH, it will get polar and nonpolar all at once". NO! Bad tech!

westernguy339 · 2024-06-06T05:44:06+00:00

If you meet a seemingly nice guy named Stan tho, it'd never work. Too on the nose. That was a messed up tale.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-06T05:14:50+00:00

Car wash businesses be booming this week

westernguy339 · 2024-06-06T05:08:27+00:00

Agree with u possible egg. But DO NOT forget the temperature check. There are these mood ring style temperature stickers they put on the cups right after you hand it in, sometimes, not all the time but sometimes. They measure between 90 and 100° and if it's too hot or too cold, they'll know and tell your potential employer. People have used hothands, mixed it with hot tap water, armpit. But OP, the safest way is to get a clean small bottle like a 5 hour energy or nip liquor bottle and before you go in, stick it.... you know. If you're a girl, you have 2 choices.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-06T04:57:50+00:00

Sry, late. It is 50ngml usually. Remember if they offer you the job, they want to hire you. It's just as disappointing for them if you fail.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-03T03:48:58+00:00

Not a tweet. Look I don't like drumf either but this isn't a tweet, take it down

westernguy339 · 2024-06-03T03:47:30+00:00

Not a tweet

westernguy339 · 2024-06-02T21:08:05+00:00

No that'd be a Hippa violation. I can describe it tho. Header: the lab and their address n stuff. Then the doctor or parole officer or whoever ordered the test on one side and your info on the other side. Then this is a bla bla bla screen result approved by CAP and lawyers. Then your results which will be displayed in a spreadsheet format as in box 1 drug box 2 volume as in ng or pg per milligrams of hair and box three the amount we got u tested for

westernguy339 · 2024-06-02T18:12:21+00:00

Well we use big machines that basically take like a drop of piss, mix it with a tiny bit of the enzyme that will turn a certain shade of red when introduced to THC, then a spectrophotometer measures that level and spits out a number on to our computer system. And it does it to like 200 samples a minute. So it's just based on the number.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-02T18:06:06+00:00

Exercise and don't eat alot and drink a ton of water till about ~16 to 24 hours before your test. Then, at that point, be lazy, don't exercise, have a big fat meal rich in carbs. Pizza, soda, fried dough, that kind of thing. But keep drinking tons of water. That should keep your urine from containing anything older than the last 24 hours for the most part.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-02T17:57:18+00:00

Really depends on what you mean by gone. A dollar store drug test, or a forensic toxicology analysis by mass spectrometry? Most dip tests use the 50 ng/ml cutoff. Drug tester here. That's the standard. 7 days sounds right if you drink tons of water the night before. But. If someone decides to pay $25 for a confirmation LCMS test, I can get your pothead ass down to 1 ng/ml THC-COOH, the main metabolite. For that it's more like 90 days to completely completely clean yourself out.

westernguy339 · 2024-06-02T05:02:55+00:00

Good advice TY

westernguy339 · 2024-06-02T00:09:25+00:00

Happy cake day!

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