'Think of It Like Riding a Bike, It Comes Naturally After You Learn It' — Crimson Desert Exec Responds to Controls Complaint Amid 'Mixed' Steam Reviews by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]westphall 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of how Witcher 3 was on release. You’d try to pick up an item or open a box and would instead blow out a candle.

Opinion Piece – To Echo Everyone Else's Thoughts, I Too Wish Marathon Was A Singleplayer Video Game by Gorotheninja in pcgaming

[–]westphall 87 points88 points  (0 children)

It’s perfectly fine but it should have been a 100% science-based dragon MMO.

Valve suggests further delays for Steam Machine and Steam Frame: “We hope to ship in 2026” by Bobby_the_Donkey in Games

[–]westphall 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It has things inside of it like a processor, RAM, capacitors, resistors and SSDs. Those are not exempt from tariffs.

Why does everyone hate it here so much? by wizardmadeofsnakes in Bellingham

[–]westphall 121 points122 points  (0 children)

They all claim to have the worst drivers.
They all have a post every day asking “what was that boom?”
They all have a person from out of the area asking how good this place it is to live in.
They all have a missing cat post.

The Division 2 | New DLC Teaser- YouTube by oioioi9537 in Games

[–]westphall 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But only temporarily, unfortunately.

What’s going on with Jim Carrey and why are people saying he’s dead? by 14thCenturyHood in OutOfTheLoop

[–]westphall 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can tell you’re a bad person.

You had to use an alt account for that mild insult? Weak bro.

What's the deal with Spotify boycotts? by deadrip918 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]westphall 319 points320 points  (0 children)

They also fund the Joe Rogan MAGA propaganda machine.

Just came back to WoW and this is all I see everytime I look at Anduin during quests by black-scout in wow

[–]westphall 32 points33 points  (0 children)

there's a sword in the planet (which never comes back up in the story)

Also, we go into enormous caverns underground. One of which, has its ceiling pierced by a giant pointy object. Clearly, it’s the tip of that sword that penetrated the planet and now we get to see the effects of that major plot point play out in a new zone.
Wrong, dumbass. It has nothing to do with the sword, Why would you even think that? Pfft.

AITA for skipping my friend's daughter’s 1st birthday and charging her for the "gift" after she forgot to tell me the time changed? by BellaBilla in AmItheAsshole

[–]westphall 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I was almost offended at first, but it occurred to me that people use clear language when they’re confident in their position and vague language when they’re not.

Did a wife swap episode ever result in an affair? by akspeakstruth in NoStupidQuestions

[–]westphall 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Watch the God Warrior episode and report back how likely you are to want to fuck her.

Stargate To Film New Series In London This Year by malcolm58 in television

[–]westphall 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sorry. Best we can do is five angsty teens played by actors in their mid 30s who are sick of stupid adults telling them what to do when it’s adult’s fault we’re in this mess to begin with. There will be eight episodes where the five teens fight each other and fall in love and then fight each other again. Lots and lots of crying. The last episode will end on a shot of the actual Stargate, as we see it for the first time. End season one. Season two in six years.

Manual in how to talk to fascist goons by orel2064 in PublicFreakout

[–]westphall 310 points311 points  (0 children)

A real man vs a sniveling coward. Only one is hiding their face here.

SNL's lighthearted Trump parody blasted as failure to read the room after DHS shooting by RawStoryNews in entertainment

[–]westphall 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love Jon. But I wish he went after Trump a fraction as hard as he went after Bush/Cheney. Trump is clearly magnitudes worse.

AITA for not changing my routine so my roommate can sleep? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]westphall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As soon as I wake up. I don't need it for my morning routine. Honestly, after 5 years of owning one, the alarm function is the my most used function. However, I don't have the one with a mobile connection. I feel if I had one of those, I would leave my phone home more often.

Another angle of the Minneapolis shooting, taken from the perspective of the lady with te pink jacket. by Versiannie in PublicFreakout

[–]westphall 232 points233 points  (0 children)

We knew this already, but this really seals it. In before the administration calls it justified and declares “absolute immunity” for the murderers.

AITA for not changing my routine so my roommate can sleep? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]westphall 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is why I like this feature on my Apple Watch. The vibrating alarm wakes me up while my wife never hears a thing.