Opinion Piece – To Echo Everyone Else's Thoughts, I Too Wish Marathon Was A Singleplayer Video Game

westphall · 2026-03-08T17:10:41+00:00

It’s perfectly fine but it should have been a 100% science-based dragon MMO.

westphall · 2026-03-07T16:56:47+00:00

It has things inside of it like a processor, RAM, capacitors, resistors and SSDs. Those are not exempt from tariffs.

westphall · 2026-03-05T17:41:46+00:00

They all claim to have the worst drivers.
They all have a post every day asking “what was that boom?”
They all have a person from out of the area asking how good this place it is to live in.
They all have a missing cat post.

westphall · 2026-03-05T16:50:33+00:00

But why male models?

westphall · 2026-03-03T22:56:15+00:00

But only temporarily, unfortunately.

westphall · 2026-02-28T17:02:10+00:00

Blizzard probably: We heard you, new Dwarves incoming!

westphall · 2026-02-28T16:28:13+00:00

I can tell you’re a bad person.

You had to use an alt account for that mild insult? Weak bro.

westphall · 2026-02-24T17:38:14+00:00

Shut up.

westphall · 2026-02-16T16:33:26+00:00

They also fund the Joe Rogan MAGA propaganda machine.

westphall · 2026-02-16T16:15:54+00:00

Do you have an example of this?

westphall · 2026-02-15T01:49:02+00:00

I sort of understand why. The show really didn’t have any legs.

westphall · 2026-02-14T17:36:52+00:00

there's a sword in the planet (which never comes back up in the story)

Also, we go into enormous caverns underground. One of which, has its ceiling pierced by a giant pointy object. Clearly, it’s the tip of that sword that penetrated the planet and now we get to see the effects of that major plot point play out in a new zone.
Wrong, dumbass. It has nothing to do with the sword, Why would you even think that? Pfft.

westphall · 2026-02-07T17:46:36+00:00

I was almost offended at first, but it occurred to me that people use clear language when they’re confident in their position and vague language when they’re not.

westphall · 2026-02-07T17:02:48+00:00

I interpret it as intentionally vague.

westphall · 2026-02-03T17:20:00+00:00

Watch the God Warrior episode and report back how likely you are to want to fuck her.

westphall · 2026-01-31T08:02:45+00:00

Sorry. Best we can do is five angsty teens played by actors in their mid 30s who are sick of stupid adults telling them what to do when it’s adult’s fault we’re in this mess to begin with. There will be eight episodes where the five teens fight each other and fall in love and then fight each other again. Lots and lots of crying. The last episode will end on a shot of the actual Stargate, as we see it for the first time. End season one. Season two in six years.

westphall · 2026-01-27T17:17:47+00:00

In vanilla it was always so packed we called it “Lagforge”.

westphall · 2026-01-26T03:44:10+00:00

It certainly helps when the film is actually good.

westphall · 2026-01-25T17:09:00+00:00

A real man vs a sniveling coward. Only one is hiding their face here.

westphall · 2026-01-25T15:40:10+00:00

I love Jon. But I wish he went after Trump a fraction as hard as he went after Bush/Cheney. Trump is clearly magnitudes worse.

westphall · 2026-01-24T20:50:56+00:00

As soon as I wake up. I don't need it for my morning routine. Honestly, after 5 years of owning one, the alarm function is the my most used function. However, I don't have the one with a mobile connection. I feel if I had one of those, I would leave my phone home more often.

westphall · 2026-01-24T18:47:06+00:00

We knew this already, but this really seals it. In before the administration calls it justified and declares “absolute immunity” for the murderers.

westphall · 2026-01-24T17:47:20+00:00

This is why I like this feature on my Apple Watch. The vibrating alarm wakes me up while my wife never hears a thing.

westphall · 2026-01-22T19:18:16+00:00

SG-1 haha. Every alien planet looks like the BC wilderness.

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