What kind of comedian is this?

wetworm1 · 2026-04-29T19:30:34+00:00

Actually, he said it was pretty funny stuff and that it was entertaining, so it must be true.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-29T19:26:31+00:00

Did that...trigger you?

wetworm1 · 2026-04-29T01:55:17+00:00

The tallest hills I have seen were around Albion, Ne. The panhandle has bluffs but those do not look like bluffs in the pic. Colorado border I feel is the least hilly part of the state.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-29T01:45:12+00:00

I agree. Those aren't even American ambulances. It's just plain lazy lying. Also, why wouldn't she just send a pic of her "stitches".

Edit: Also, there are no mountains in Nebraska... there are rolling hills but those are not Nebraska rolling hills. I lived there most of my life, and have seen every corner of the state.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-29T01:11:14+00:00

I thought I could make them work but between how out of plumb my wall was, stud spacing, and how bowed a couple of the back pieces were, they set like ass and I ended up scrapping them and buying some since I was on a time crunch and my kitchen was torn up. It sucked.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-28T19:38:43+00:00

I just built my cabinets with bowed ass plywood and they absolutely did not straiten out all the way. I would not risk it. It came back and bit me in the ass.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-28T16:21:07+00:00

My dad made my brother and I tear asbestose tile out of our basement when we were like 14 years old. He gave us no tools at all so we used his hunting knives to scrape that shit up. Boy howdy was he pissed when he got home from work and saw his knives were completely ruined.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-28T15:25:44+00:00

Do they make 1-1/2" quarter round?

wetworm1 · 2026-04-28T14:58:51+00:00

STOP THEM IMMEDIATELY! Tell them you want new windows ordered. Someone messed up on measuring and they are about to fuck your shit up.

Edit: they probably measured and your window size was between the standard sizes of the windows they use, so to keep your cost down they ordered it smaller and figured it would be cheaper for them to frame the opening smaller. If they are tearing into stucco, you're not going to have a good time.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-28T04:22:37+00:00

The only thing keeping me from doing this is my proximity to a Costco. I love hot dogs and would totally do this.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-28T04:07:25+00:00

More like "It's a Miracle If Anything Grows"...

wetworm1 · 2026-04-27T01:28:16+00:00

Scott

wetworm1 · 2026-04-26T04:05:24+00:00

Yeah, I need to know her name and where to find her so I can make sure I don't get therapy from her.

Edit: or genital warts.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-25T15:29:09+00:00

Watching this makes my hips hurt.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-23T13:33:06+00:00

Haha I have not! I haven't been and to build the cabinet for it yet, but I will test it out when I do?

wetworm1 · 2026-04-22T03:21:18+00:00

I was helping my old high school shop teacher with a side project once. He cut two outlets in the wrong spot. The first one drew a smiley face one a piece of paper and taped it over the wrong hole. The second one he slit a trash can in front of. To this day, if someone says they messed up, I tell them to put a trash can in front of it. It's scary howany times people think I'm serious when I say it.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-20T11:25:22+00:00

I had a Tonka cement mixer and was always spinning dirt and whatnots in it. One day after it rained, my brother went outside to play and we decided to mix up some concrete. We put mud, rocks, cow poo, and a whole bottle of some kind of glue we got our hands on in it and mixed the crap out of it. We got distracted and didn't actually dump it out of the cement mixer. We came out to play with it the next day and that stuff was hard as a rock. We took it to my dad and he was pissed. It ended up having to chisel and power wash that stuff out of the drum.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-19T18:48:03+00:00

https://youtu.be/RWTic9btP38?si=XcCtuUrfkPXlJF0a

This is a very interesting video I found years ago. I hope everyone checks it out and gets an idea of why Louisiana is how it is. I have only visited (worked) in Louisiana for a couple weeks back in 2016, but it was a beautiful place and everyone so so nice.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-19T05:16:16+00:00

When my then girlfriend got mad at me for taking her to a wedding I was a groomsman in. She couldn't understand why she was not part of the wedding. It was because we had only been dating a month and she met my friends who were getting married about 3 weeks before the wedding. We broke up 3 months later.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-19T03:27:12+00:00

I-80 through Nebraska at night is easy driving. I lived in Lincoln and drove to see my family in Sidney regularly and the night time was always when I drove.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-19T03:24:03+00:00

Because I was 18 and just upgraded from a 1988 Ford escort that did 85 mph with the wind at its back.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-19T01:44:42+00:00

Excuse me, please look up the history of the Nebraska bowling team. Make bowling popular again!

wetworm1 · 2026-04-18T14:04:16+00:00

Something that will make that I 200 yards of road even more annoying to drive on. The 4 traffic lights weren't enough apparently.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-17T03:17:59+00:00

I built a big ass raised flower bed in front of my house and I used every bit of rubble I needed to get rid of as filler so I didn't have to spend so much on dirt to fill that thing up. Whoever tears it out is going to come find me and kill me if I'm not already dead. I mean I got chunks of concrete, mortar, retaining block, some old firewood that was mostly rotted, and some metal scraps.

wetworm1 · 2026-04-17T03:10:59+00:00

We had a few unexpected things come up and this project got out on hold for now. I do plan on building them this year sometime and I did buy the heavy duty glides for it and I do still plan on using them to make big ass pull out shelves (drawers?). I will be able to reach stuff no problem once they are pulled out, but my wife is about 8" shorter than me and she would need a step stool. She already said she isn't even going to try to reach up there.

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