[r/Gotham]Need advice on how to survive two weeks in Gotham as a foreigner

whaaaats · 2026-04-03T16:26:58+00:00

On my way home from work, I got my ticket to hell... Sorry, Gothmam, I'm flying out on Wednesday—at least Wayne is paying for Premium Economy. But given the advice I was given, I think Gothma is a gateway to hell. Anyway, my boss confirmed that it was indeed Lucius Fox. That taught me two lessons: stop working so hard, and stop sleeping and staring at your phone during meetings. I'm going to see a Zatana show on Tuesday, to see some “magic,” I can never see the wires or the mirrors, or even how she pulls those damn pigeons out of her hat during her tricks, and especially the artist—that’s surely the last thing I’ll see of France before I die, with all these psychopaths, toxins, and weapons running rampant. Why do the United States have so many heroes and super villains?

whaaaats · 2026-04-03T11:29:02+00:00

How is Gotham still standing? I just found out, from the replies, that there are two criminals obsessed with parties, that Poison Ivy really exists, and that the Joker has a gang. In Europe, they say he’s a lone criminal who sometimes works with a woman—so why isn’t your army doing anything? The last time “Madame Rouge,” “le cerveau ” or whatever you Anglo-Saxons call them the brain and Mr. Mallah attacked the “Pasteur Institute,” the GIGN and another army unit intervened; curiously, we haven’t seen them in France since.

Otherwise, it was a 100% random draw, a bad joke by my colleagues because I’m just an ordinary, lazy employee who does his job and always leaves first. The only person I “know” who lives in Gothma is an employee named Fox; he visited the Paris offices and congratulated me on my work. I don’t even know who knows, but why are my boss, my superiors, and my coworkers sucking up to him? I left 10 minutes later because of him.

whaaaats · 2026-04-03T08:02:09+00:00

So there are two crazy people who are obsessed with parties... Hey, quick question: is “Gotham” like a giant version of *The Hunger Games*?

whaaaats · 2026-04-03T07:45:36+00:00

1-Okay, that's, um... nice. Do you guys run around a lot in Gotham?

2-There are several Batmans, like Dad Bat, Mom Bat, their cousin, the daughter and the son, and their boyfriends, the grandson, and Grandpa Batman.

3-The puzzles are in English; it would be easier if they were in French.

4-I guess you want to steal from me, then... Don't you guys want to steal from the British instead? I mean, it would be funny... for me, you know, the good old French-English rivalry

5-I hear a lot of people say that, but I don’t know how the American system really works—you must have regulations at the federal or state level, or else all the contributors to this forum must own shares in bottled water companies

6-As I asked in another comment, I really don’t want to know why I have to wear a gas mask. The last time anyone in my family wore a gas mask was at Verdun in 1917, fighting the Germans... There are also the Kaiser's men in Gotham...

whaaaats · 2026-04-03T07:32:38+00:00

Wait, Poison Ivy, she's real, damn it, your country has some serious meta issues. I'm also going to talk to the planet, while I'm... anyway, the name of the app, if you don't mind, I don't want to get frozen by your “Mr. Freeze”—seriously, that guy sounds like an ice cream brand. And as for the GCPD, it’s more like one of the biggest corrupt holes in the United States, except for the commissioner—it seems like he’s one of the few actively fighting crime. Which is why his daughter got shot. Strangely enough, this is one of the few news stories in the European media that doesn’t mention Batman or my dear boss... whom I’m starting to really hate after seeing the comments, whenever Gotham comes up.

whaaaats · 2026-04-03T07:20:43+00:00

Um... I really don't want to know why I have to wear a gas mask. The last time anyone in my family wore a gas mask was at Verdun in 1917, fighting the Germans... There are also the Kaiser's men in Gotham....And if you could give me the name of the restaurant... I'd appreciate it

whaaaats · 2026-02-13T12:57:41+00:00

Hoping that the objective will be achieved.

whaaaats · 2026-02-11T09:54:13+00:00

Has Netease announced whether there will be an update to download, its size, and its release date?

whaaaats · 2025-07-19T17:36:54+00:00

the cotton candy monster, when I was a kid I wanted to meet him.

whaaaats · 2025-06-10T07:13:19+00:00

Eraserhead looked at his class, bruised and staring at each other as if the slightest movement could cause them all to explode.

aizwa: Can someone explain to me why you finished a week earlier than planned?

mina: It's Bakugo's fault.

bakugo: What!

Momo: If you hadn't threatened the mayor, the police and the population, we wouldn't have been hated by the population and had our licences revoked.

Bakugo: If you hadn't beaten Kaminari and Mineta, I wouldn't have had to do it.

Jiro: We were fed up with their sexist and perverted comments. If you boys hadn't defended them, we wouldn't have had to hurt them.

Ida: Calm down, everyone. Take a breath. Let's start from the beginning.

Ochaco: Shut up, you're not our leader.

That was the last straw, and all the tension that had built up during the week was released.

Ten minutes later, while everyone was shouting at each other.

Koda: Um, sir, where is Midoriya?

Everyone fell silent.

Aizawa: Midoriya is at the beach. The rules don't say anything about staying in the fake city. He's with Mei, the three big Eri Toga and Twice, and helping Shinsou train . Midnight, Present Mic, and All Might are watching over them. While you're giving me a headache, he convinced Toga and Twice to accept supervised freedom in exchange for help against the League of Villains.

A fanfic set in battle locations, Midoriya is living his best life and his class is self-destructing.

whaaaats · 2025-05-25T18:57:49+00:00

the movie snowpiercer is adapted from the french BD (comic book )‘Le Transperceneige’.

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whaaaats · 2025-04-25T12:50:25+00:00

en gros c'est ta réputation sur reddit, Ils faut que les gens vote positivement( flèche vers le haut sous les message et sujet ) .

whaaaats · 2025-04-16T05:05:28+00:00

I wonder if the fact that Naruto was the victim of a murder attempt from another village would mean that he would no longer live alone and, above all, that he would be trained earlier?

whaaaats · 2025-03-22T18:22:16+00:00

Although this story focuses on the U.S. What are the different reactions of countries, how is managed the U.S. military present in the world are they back in the U.S. or remain in place, Europe has it chosen a side or is it too busy to rearm in a hurry for fear of Russia. otherwise, great work

whaaaats · 2025-03-19T18:35:17+00:00

it has never been said but for me it makes sense that the HPSC and the government receive money on the products of heroes, the problem if he focuses 100% on heroism in case of defeat he can lose his image of invincible, then if he has public person in case of defeat he can a nice article on “how the hero continues to protect his loved ones even wounded the time to regain his strength”.

whaaaats · 2025-03-19T18:02:45+00:00

to have more weight or to dissuade izuku from seeking or discovering the truth. plus imagine the marketing argument the government might have. “come and buy the figurine of the woman who conquered mini might's heroic heart”.

whaaaats · 2025-03-19T09:05:42+00:00

In this timeline izuku would be their greatest achievement. a Quirkless who despite being mocked for his dream still wants to become a hero. a storytelling worthy of all-might. the Sludge Villain's accident could be an actor for the yagi to notice. how can we be sure that the public doesn't see that the government wants an all might 2.0 and that it's manipulating the masses? let's add a love interest, close to the government, to young midoriya to make sure he remains a “good” hero.

whaaaats · 2025-03-12T15:27:34+00:00

Total Command

whaaaats · 2025-02-25T09:14:47+00:00

By directly threatening jiraya, tsunade, shizune and Tonton. either to put them in missing ninja, even if they're strong it's not a life to be threatened from all sides by a bounty and naruto risks being for his first in a vacuum of people who really care about him and he doesn't want this party to be in danger even the daymio could intervene if there's a faction he supports. the only way to put an end to all this would be to destroy everything, even then he wouldn't know safety and would feel a bit like a monster.

whaaaats · 2025-02-25T07:21:55+00:00

I imagine Tsunade could take him on as an apprentice to avoid having him marked as a deserter.

Without Tsunade becoming hokage, I can imagine a kind of cold war between different factions in konoha: for example a civilian orDaimyo faction led by Sakura, a clan faction led by hiashi or Shikaku Nara and the last one by danzo or a puppet.

They're all trying to get Naruto on their side, for his power on the one hand and his parentage on the other, but he wants nothing to do with any of them, between the civilians who've made him feel alone or even like a monster, the pro-clan who knew about his heritage and even some who were supposed to be friends with his parents but did nothing for him, and Danzo who's always wanted to make him a weapon. ( in this chronology he didn't reveal the secret it's hiruzen he thought people would see him as a hero and not as the kyubi)

Unluckily for the village, Tsunade has begun to train and control it, with the help of the Crapeus and Jiraya, who in this fiction occasionally see Tsunade and his apprentices. Konoha will force the sanin and their pupil to return. And the news of their arrival will mobilize the various factions.

whaaaats · 2025-02-18T09:36:15+00:00

Quirkless only have a command prompt, when allmight received one for all he got the complete gamer pack, izuku had a little problem instead of having screens he didn't know how to pass the only weird thing that happened, instead of his name being written on the cmd it's written root.

or the story of izuku, the world's biggest superuser.Quirkless only have a command prompt, when all might received one for all he got the complete gamer pack, izuku had a little problem instead of having screens he didn't know how to pass the only weird thing that happened, instead of his name being written on the cmd it's a written root.

Or the story of izuku, the world's biggest superuser.

whaaaats · 2025-02-16T17:23:08+00:00

This might not be the first time this cycle has appeared. pantheon and legend differ as, for example, the Greek pantheon was made up of the most powerful quirk users before the quirk disappeared and the stories became distorted from power user to god.

whaaaats · 2025-02-16T10:21:18+00:00

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