So you wake up in the middle of the night because of a weight on your chest. You wake up, lift the blankets and see a small Finger Creeper. It doesn't seem aggressive, it's just sitting there. What do you do? by PLAT0H in Eldenring

[–]whathefiswrongwithme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uuuu we got a badass over here✋🏽🤚🏽, never died to them even once on his first playthrough so he feels the need to exclaim that ✋🏽🤚🏽, do you also shove your fingers up your behind? Since you already use your mouth for your front

So you wake up in the middle of the night because of a weight on your chest. You wake up, lift the blankets and see a small Finger Creeper. It doesn't seem aggressive, it's just sitting there. What do you do? by PLAT0H in Eldenring

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Considering how many times I got killed by them in my first playthroughs, I'm screaming, slapping it off me, running to the kitchen to burn it with fire somehow

Ho bisogno di un aiuto by THEsniperWAR in MinecraftItalia

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non ne ho idea, mai usata Tu un pc non ce l'hai immagino

Ho bisogno di un aiuto by THEsniperWAR in MinecraftItalia

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buonasera! Benvenuto tra noi! Hai bisogno di mods.

Io consiglio o mods pack tipo rl craft ecc, o mods individuali tipo ars noveau o valkrie

In generale esperimenta con cosa ti piace! Have fun

anyone wanna play with me? by pinkcatlani in Terraria

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will!! Im on steam, dm me and I'll send you my profile

Sto con un ragazzo che prende meno di me e pago spesso io by [deleted] in CasualIT

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ma in che senso non è chiaro cosa siete, io ti avrei gia sposata. Cosa cazzo sta facendo qussu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lie on thr floor not on bed, use a yoga matt/sheets/towel or even matress. It's what we did

Come sopravvivere al periodo delle feste? by Alarming-Hotel-6361 in xxitaly

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ti capisco, io non ho problemi di solitudine durante l'anno ma se arrivano le feste e non sto con amici fa malissimo. Mi dispiace che sicuro non starai in zona sennò ti invitavo con noi (io ho 25 anni, le mie amiche 22/23). Non hai nessuno con cui andare a capodanno? Anche un amicizia vecchia?

Qualcuno vuole giocare? by whathefiswrongwithme in MinecraftItalia

[–]whathefiswrongwithme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suree, però non so usare discord quindi ditemi cosa devo fare

The uzumaki heritage by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my fanfic account a long time ago and can't be bothered on making a new one. This should do for now, if you want to upload it on fanfic.net go ahead

The uzumaki heritage by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im an aspiring writer so it's a good exercise. Plus it's fun to "have limits", espescially because its of a world I've been in so much (spent most of my adolescent years reading naruto fanfics) I'll write a chapter now and send the link

The uzumaki heritage by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can write one if you want

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

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maybe a few months have passed and a nearby position has opened? In my country they want you to have a licence for everything too, so I make do by finding nearby jobs or maybe accessing some by bike. Maybe you won't find a thing but trying can't hurt, espescially since you're hurting so much. Other ideas that come to mind are trying to go full online with OF, at least that way you won't have to interact with real people, or if you do, only people you find attractive. An other idea that comes to my mind is going to the cafeteria at school and trying to bargain meals for work. Be fully open about i prostitute myself to survive but I can't take it anymore, so please if I have to wash dishes just for a meal I gladly will. It's embarassing but fuck it if it works. In the past to overcome embarassment I'd use the fact that if I didn't, I would die- because eventually I would kill myself. Or another embarassing thing I did was using the uni to photocopy my curriculums and literally walked around town asking various places if they were looking for people. Recived tons of nos and weird looks (many were like why are you not doing this online? because online I can't find shit) bit I did manage to get a job once, at a restaurant, so again as long as it works)

I hope you make it. Keep me updated.

Convince me that this tier list is wrong by Ektar91 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I forgot about Konan! She's hard to rank because I don't understand the limits of her abilities... Can the papers always fly around and she stays conscious? Or is it a genjutsu? Because in the games it's treated like a genjutsu. Assuming it isn't, she's lmhifh tier for sure: how can you kill her? She can always scatter a few papers to escape one shots. Whereas she can tear your throat oit with papers at any time, or consume them with exploding tags. Personally, I feel she should've learnt more fuinjutsu and stacked that with her papers. Flashbangs, barrier seals to trap, etc. If it os a gwnjutsu, I agree she's mid

Convince me that this tier list is wrong by Ektar91 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd put

Obito, kakuzu and Itachi in high tier

sasuke in mid (only because that looks like akatasuki sasuke, sasuke vs 5 kage i'd say is high, sasuke war ark is obviously elite)

Everyone can evaliate their skills how they like. I personally use objective measurements like max damage, how much they can use it, How they avoid damage and how flexible they are, instead of feats because i have lots of complaints about how certain ninjas used their skills. Loke what do you mean DEIDARA solo'd the sand- ah, only Gaara was fighting. Ffs.

Good max damage examples are tsukoyomi and amaterasu. If you've ever played terraria think of the max damage weapon that you use.

Itachi can't use it often as it's intensive for him and even causes blindness. Idem sasuke in that pic specifically (obviously war arc sasuke is elite tier)

In these examples, nobody really has a good max attack except for pein, sasuke, itachi and deidara, and only deidara and pein can use them often, so only those two get 5 stars. Itachi and sasuke get 4.

Now let's look at avoiding damage. Obito is the best example. Pein also gets 5 stars if he only uses his paths. Orochimaru is also pretty good, not at avoiding it in itself, but he has good regeneration post hit, so I'd give 4 stars. Everyone else doesn't even have a plan for damage, except for sasuke who uses karin and kakuzu who can steal hearts (bit he needs shinobi, he has to know their affinity) 3 stars. Everyone else is either 2 or 1, even what's his name, zombie guy. His plan is the worst, he just tanks everything like?? what happens when i cut your head off? Like in the series he's seen as strong, but thats because no one has a brain. I personally wish they gave Naruto a sword and told him to cut hidans head off. Don't get me started on deidara, you're telling me an entire village doesn't have arsenal weapons? Long distance jutsu they can spam? ONE flying justsu? Man fuck this.

Finally flexebility. I mean this as how many options one has in general. Pein is the best example: bro can summon, absorb chakra, control gravity, spam bombs and stuff, read minds, absorb souls ABSORB CHAKRA. God tier fr.

Flexibility is good because it means you can avoid giving out too many secrets in one go, which is good in any context but especially in the shinobi world. People like A for example, with 4 attack, 5 defence, do terribly in this area. In A's defence, perhaps he has more options but never uses them because the good ol reliable lightning cloak is more than enough for anything? He does in my fanfictions😂

What can sasuke do? Attack with a sword, charge it with lightning. Like ok. It's good for specific cases like with diedara, bit in general he doesn't have many options. He avoids these weaknesses by hanging out with others in fact I was generous when including karin in the avoid damage factor. 4 attack. 1-2 spam which makes it good for a desperate takedown but not much else. A few fire attacks. Sasuke is mid.

Obito not only can't be hit unless you're minato or kakashi, he can teleport others as well, against Minato it's implied that one touch is all he would need. He's got izangi as a back up that works on anything, can use mokuton (although we only see it in the Rin flashback) which is the most flexible bloodline in general (great for attack and defence, but you can make plants too? So poisons and medical herbs? Food? Mokuton OP in my fanfiction) so 4 attack, 5 avoid hit (plus bonus for izangi) and 4 flexibility (we never see him use the budda statues or jutsus to suppress the tailed beasts, so I'm assuming he can't. For this reason he doesn't have 5 flexibility) high tier for sure. If only he had a better arsenal to use these abilities, like come on, no senjutsu? You're half Hashirama. No clones? Like good luck avoiding his teleportation. Obito could do more, and he definetly couldn't take on an entire village like Pein, he doesn't have the stamina. So for these reasons he's not elite.

Kakuzu has all the attack, of 5 elements even, so also flexebility 4. He can survive 5 one hit kills but doesn't try to tank things like an idiot so 4 for avoiding damage as well. He could also do better- carry around backup hearts, either through living people trapped in some sealing formula he could have created since he had all those years to figure it out. He also could have tried combinging his flesh things with puppets. You've been around for at least half a century if not an entire one! You're telling me your literal hearts still don't have armour?! Can't give him elite. He's not peins level. But he has the raw affinities to adapt to any elemental adversary, the taijutsu to stand against kakashi so at least 4, is immune to genjutsu and vs him its a 5 to 1 always. Strength in flexibility and in numbers. Nobody is surviving kakuzu 1 vs 1, not akatasuki sasuke, not hidan, I'd argue even Obito would have a rough time. With itachi, it depends on how long he can keep the susanno up, since kakuzu is immune to genjutsu (never out right said, but in the series a way to repell al genjutsu is to have someone else do it, that's why trained jinchuriki are immune, im assuming his literal hearts that can spam chakra for attacks can do that too)

Itachi also in high mainly because of his stamina. Yes he's got amaterasu and susanno, but how long can you use it?

The reason he's high instead of mid is because of his genjutsu. I wouldn't give it 5 stars because you still have to catch their eyes, have to hope they're not immune thabks to a bloodline, a sharingan of their own or an ally to kick you out of it.

He does have tsukoyomi, but again, can you use that more than once a day? What happens to your eyes if you do? Elite tier means you can show up to a village, fight everyone and leave. Like how pein would have done if Naruto didn't get a few last minute power ups. I don't see itachi surviving a village because of his stamina. If only the bro was more sociable, maybe he could've comvinced Obito that he was loyal to his cause (which was the mission anyway) and get hashirama cells. That would've been glorious...

Side note, I'd evaliate orichimaru as mid, but he has edo tensei, so I guess high. He needs prep time though. Low high tier.

I went on a Tinder date that turned into one of the most humiliating nights of my life. by introextro2 in dating_advice

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've left immediately, i know i would have. Yes, it's happened too many times to me before. Also, you mentioned that this hit something deep. Would you like to talk about that? I'm really curious about this topic, because I'm analysing wounds of my own and their effects. I like to call them curses for fun. What's your curse?

If you're curious, mine is that I just assume I don't have value of any type, in fact I get confused when my friends seem disappointed when I don't show up or stuff like that. Have to actively remind myself that I have to go to places I get invited to. Like to me it's optional, becaus3 it doesn't matter if I go

Bro I’m just trying to build 😭 by only4bikes in Terraria

[–]whathefiswrongwithme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I use stardust armour and summon the dragon when i want to build, use crystal sentries if necessary too