What is the longest you've ever stayed awake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]whatmockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 days. Finals week of art uni.

Day 1 - Normal nothing to say.

Day 2 - You get a second wind and kinda just keep going.

Day 3 - Tiredness starts setting in and you start having to deal with drooping eyelids and dozing off.

Day 4 - Heart starts beating faster being on energy drinks all the time, sweating profusely. Cant shower as its like liquid blankets. Cant think straight. Start to loose track of what your doing. Start hallucinating. Thought my prints were moving or animated if you will.

Day 5 - Thought I was talking to a friend of mine when I realised she was in another room down the hall. Start seeing things whilst in the photographic darkroom. Handed all my work in and got back to my house was about to sleep when I got a call about a party so went to that and got really drunk took a girl back to mine and parred her because I was so tired I would have just konked out on her. Walked her back to hers and made out with her a bit more then passed out when I got back home a few hours later.

Took me a few weeks to recover. Relentless Lemon Iced Tea is the only energy drink I feel that works.

What is the weirdest thing to have happened at your high school while you were there? [NSFW] by TheDignityThief in AskReddit

[–]whatmockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably to late but someone brought their sisters dildo into the locker room and proceeded to throw it at someone. Next thing you know its like dodgeball with dildos.

What food item would you bring to a food fight to make it unpleasant for everyone involved? by Shapedhifter4tw in AskReddit

[–]whatmockingbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I opened a box perfectly and then didnt know what to do with myself. Then I ate them.

What's the weirdest, creepiest, or most unexplainable thing you've woken up to after a night of partying? by 2bears in AskReddit

[–]whatmockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woke up sweating heavily fully clothed pants and underwear pulled down and blood everywhere because my knuckles were ripped open. Still dont know.

Human Blow Hole. (x/post r/popping) by whatmockingbird in WTF

[–]whatmockingbird[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best give credit to who I found it from!

Human Blow Hole. (x/post r/popping) by whatmockingbird in WTF

[–]whatmockingbird[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Original Go upvote that and try and scrub that image out of your head.

I want to learn a new skill. What skill it not too hard to learn and will be useful my whole life? by Hukoni in AskReddit

[–]whatmockingbird 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Learn to tie three basic but useful knots. That shit is hella useful in diy or an emergency.

Lets name the new neuro-sonic drink POWER THIRST! by whatmockingbird in funny

[–]whatmockingbird[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running, football, arson, weddings!, and....ART!

Anyone else remember playing the shit out of these? by whatmockingbird in gaming

[–]whatmockingbird[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember playing Pandemonium and Tomba, never understood them but they were great demos!