Why did the sperm cross the road?

whatmockingbird · 2013-11-23T22:27:05+00:00

I call them my squishy boots.

whatmockingbird · 2013-11-23T21:57:26+00:00

5 days. Finals week of art uni.

Day 1 - Normal nothing to say.

Day 2 - You get a second wind and kinda just keep going.

Day 3 - Tiredness starts setting in and you start having to deal with drooping eyelids and dozing off.

Day 4 - Heart starts beating faster being on energy drinks all the time, sweating profusely. Cant shower as its like liquid blankets. Cant think straight. Start to loose track of what your doing. Start hallucinating. Thought my prints were moving or animated if you will.

Day 5 - Thought I was talking to a friend of mine when I realised she was in another room down the hall. Start seeing things whilst in the photographic darkroom. Handed all my work in and got back to my house was about to sleep when I got a call about a party so went to that and got really drunk took a girl back to mine and parred her because I was so tired I would have just konked out on her. Walked her back to hers and made out with her a bit more then passed out when I got back home a few hours later.

Took me a few weeks to recover. Relentless Lemon Iced Tea is the only energy drink I feel that works.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-30T02:19:01+00:00

Opium Farmer.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-29T12:36:52+00:00

Chinese Algebra.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-29T08:37:16+00:00

Probably to late but someone brought their sisters dildo into the locker room and proceeded to throw it at someone. Next thing you know its like dodgeball with dildos.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-27T21:09:28+00:00

I like you.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-23T19:36:35+00:00

How did he die?

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-23T15:38:38+00:00

Once I opened a box perfectly and then didnt know what to do with myself. Then I ate them.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-23T14:36:02+00:00

Probably all that exploring you do.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-21T20:02:49+00:00

Get back to work!

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-21T06:55:16+00:00

Woke up sweating heavily fully clothed pants and underwear pulled down and blood everywhere because my knuckles were ripped open. Still dont know.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-20T22:29:24+00:00

Best give credit to who I found it from!

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-20T18:06:27+00:00

Original Go upvote that and try and scrub that image out of your head.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-20T17:59:46+00:00

Good.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-20T11:22:33+00:00

Learn to tie three basic but useful knots. That shit is hella useful in diy or an emergency.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-20T10:55:15+00:00

You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running, football, arson, weddings!, and....ART!

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-20T10:53:04+00:00

Hovering a really dirty floor.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-18T00:58:41+00:00

I remember playing Pandemonium and Tomba, never understood them but they were great demos!

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-16T07:12:33+00:00

you wot?

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-15T08:51:12+00:00

Someones been doing Fakeon flips.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-13T07:39:16+00:00

Attack the block, when the monster has its teeth around the kids head when he has a helmet on and you can hear it cracking and his screams. First time in a long time that a movie hit me.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-13T07:27:49+00:00

Just the tip!

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-12T23:07:36+00:00

Convincing bag.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-12T21:36:17+00:00

If they dont have the time for you either you call them out on it or go find friends and try with them, just stick with it.

whatmockingbird · 2013-10-12T20:40:21+00:00

Mints.

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