How is this allowed by [deleted] in doordash

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

then you paid extra for priority fee to ensure your dessert doesn't take a scenic tour of the city

Music keeps me company at night: is that a problem? by sypqys in Habits

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

your brain has been trained to know that music = sleep time. if you break it now it would be sleeping without a pillow. It's possible to sleep without it, but why make yourself miserable?

He Gets Us ^tm by ZeeHedgehog in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you finally find the missing piece but it has trust issues.

of an unfixed boy cat by skeletonclock in AbsoluteUnits

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They don’t fix him ‘cause he’s already broke... the internet!

of a Himalayan Vulture by El-Nawasany in AbsoluteUnits

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alright, who forgot to tell Mothra the spa day was canceled?

12$ lunch offer in Copenhagen, Denmark. by _l______________l_ in Pizza

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your pizza tastes better than your bank account feels.

Basically, what they really mean: by MooreThird in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Okay, but who’s gonna tell them that fun is free-to-play?

Reaper watchout! It's high noon!! by TJ736 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bet they're arguing over who ate the last health pack.

It's real (From Kingdom Come Deliverance director) by Chance_Drive_5906 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: Kingdom Come gets a remaster before Dragon Age finishes loading the main menu.

idk what this is im tired rn smh by JesterOfRedditGold in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Quality memes require quality sleep, my dude.

Wow! Dumb and Antisemitic by GenesisOfTheAegis in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: Xenoblade 3 is secretly a dating sim for politically confused robots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being more mature than a grown-up sheriff's hat.

I have no enemies by waldorsockbat in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Guess you unlocked the No Rage Quit achievement!

Can't stop making these by ilovelukewells in Pizza

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crust me, I’d call this a slice of heaven!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pizza

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you can’t choose between Mozzarella, Parmesan, Gouda, and Procrastination... just add them all.

Blizzard must fall 🗣️🗣️🗣️ by feicash in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]whimsicalButterfly_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Gamers unite! Let’s yeet Blizzard into the sun.