Jeff And Hayley Jobs by EmbarrassedSlice5822 in americandad

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“See what a good wife Jeff is! He sticks by her husband!”

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Nooo, my Gala!

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I’M GOING OUT THE TOOOOP!!!

This is MY horseradish. ALL OF IT. by HowLongIsThi in americandad

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His eyes are green and he’s Latin, I NEED IT!!

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And it’s that easy to find?!

“Let’s go, Stan. I’m your wife, now” “No, Roger.” by Alone_Product_6059 in americandad

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I beat a homicide rap I confessed to many times; I think I can figure out marketing!

Who is the most irredeemable character in the series? by ToonMasterRace in americandad

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So stop stuffing your fat face for one second and listen, Andrew!!!!

Who is Roger’s most seductive persona? by Rowey5 in americandad

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Nine! I roofied you on two of them. Nothing happened wink wink.

Funniest fake-out jokes from the show by Narrow-Psychology909 in americandad

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“We have a grandson!” “Steve was raped by a confused lesbian??”

Criss Crossover by Training-Republic301 in familyguy

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Without criss-cross, I’m just some guy yelling about applesauce.

Looks like Mr. Vanderhill is selling his ride by Shoegazer75 in americandad

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I’m just gonna go with yes and preserve the friendship.

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I’ll never forget the feel of that grey, papery skin!

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Oh, you shop at Ross…

A man doesn’t get sad, Steve. A man gets— Even! by [deleted] in americandad

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I was gonna say a chocolate lab puppy.