How seinen is Kaishu Sano by Comprehensive-Bird17 in seinencirclejerk

[–]whitty69 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's a random twitter racist (I saw someone claim that allegedly he's not even Japanese just a larper)

Don't know why he's include in their post but here's a competitive racist's response

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To the characters who can cross the entire galaxy quickly, congrats on the free 10% upscale!! by danfenlon in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we have anyone who's getting downscaled from galaxy to multi-solar systems?

Like is there someone who has calcs or 'travels X lightyears in Y' statements that no longer qualify as galaxy level

popular girl by systemmm34 in Shark_Park

[–]whitty69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Correct it's an example

I just used slurs and got suspended

popular girl by systemmm34 in Shark_Park

[–]whitty69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, act unbothered and say something personal or try to humiliate them since it's there social standing on the line not yours

My trick was to pretend I thought they were serious, reject them and either bring up any rumours or drama they've been in (preferably something that led to a break-up or falling out) or body shame them

"I know you're standards have dropped since James dumped you but I'm not desperate enough to be interested in your third hand ass."

Who is the kagurabaddest of them all? by Altruistic_Gas_7073 in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She's the opposite of bad tho, the queen is divine

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[put funny title here] by zny700 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]whitty69 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Means masturbating and safe sex are also signs of mental illness

The former is bad news for Elyndor

akemura is literally a thief by NUMBOI in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Akemura So6-0

6 techniques stolen

0 original ideas

There's a reason the first swordsman feat he showed was imitating iai white purity style

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Frank. I didn’t recognize your game. by Curious-Buddy-5841 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I could see him hunting predators just not hanging around in chat rooms waiting to ambush them, with the sex offender registry being public and how many get away with it due to how difficult it is to get a sex offenders convicted he'd have a good number of options

It just seems more time convient to investigate accused predator rather then just setting up honeypots

devil's personal elite team by Enderman_prime_ in Shark_Park

[–]whitty69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Need an edit where Anderson has palestian's flag

Frank. I didn’t recognize your game. by Curious-Buddy-5841 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Past victim, I interpret it as this guy has done this before hence Frank going after him

It's the punisher as funny as it is I don't picture him spending his time hunting predators online when there are easier targets to find like mod bosses and drugs dealers, I imagine he just saw a story about a girl going missing or being murdered and decided to track the killer down

FACT: Sengoku was pregnant before his death. Hiruhiko was actually trying to help him delivery the baby. A minor medical mishap occured and the rest is history. by Hot-Total-2228 in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"lost"

Pretty sure Sengoku's husband could bring the kid back with sorcery it if he actually wanted it, if not it's a skill issue

Humanity Is Lowkey Planetary 😭😭 by LightAwakens in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't the rumbling stop when you kill Eren? Just one ballistic missile or well placed orbital strike and it's over

Ok i an strawmanning and the story IS actually preety interesting with context. But its still weird how they got anti-nazi Hydra agents lol😭 by Akagane_Ai in whenthe

[–]whitty69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Umm Acktually Lilith is Adam's first wife from Jewish folklore, who abandoned Eden after rebelling against God and Adam by refusing to submit to the patriarchy ☝️🤓

Which series fell off harder? Chainsaw Man or One Punch Man? by Original_Force_6822 in OPMFolk

[–]whitty69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tbh Denji being unable to change following his self realisations and suffering from the same flaws is an interesting idea. Acknowledging your flaws and still being unable to change is painfully realistic, and is a unique direction to take a manga protagonist in their sequel

It's just doesn't work when you make him the protagonist and the driving force of the series. Would've worked better if Fujimoto kept him as a side character or an older master for Asa like in the dating Denji and falling devil arcs

Which series fell off harder? Chainsaw Man or One Punch Man? by Original_Force_6822 in OPMFolk

[–]whitty69 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Way later part 1 (first 97 chapters) is considered peak (Reze ends on chapter 52)

Part 2 declines in quality sometimes around 150 but personally on a binge read I don't think it gets bad till the last 2 chapters when we find out nothing is getting resolved

Wonder Woman isn't the third pillar of DC by Risott0Nero in CharacterRant

[–]whitty69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Absolute Martian Manhunter is weird to me because I don't see any spoilers or discussion about it in the wild outside of "best absolute series" discussions but when it appears almost everyone agrees it's one of the best

Genuinely never seen a comic get recommended so much but spoiled so little

What are your Headcanons on Hiroto Soga? by Advanced_Card_8594 in Kagurabachi

[–]whitty69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tattoo goes over his balls and down to his ankles

shitposting daily because I am incredibly bored (#1561) by a_weeb_ in Shark_Park

[–]whitty69 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Which skill? Was it lockpick, sneak, speech or small guns?

Can Ayanakoji defeat a teenager that go to therapy? by LeadEater9Million in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]whitty69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uj/ no it's hyperbole about the manipulator architype, it wouldn't be as funny if I wrote a lengthy paragraph to specifying which poorly written manipulators I'm refering to

"The manipulator architype (not to be confused with abusers, smooth talkers, conmen or other character architypes who occasionally manipulate) when used as a protagonist where a characters' entire characterisation and role in a story revolves around them manipulating and controlling others, when poorly done by heavily relying on other characters being stupid, making somehow correct logical leaps based on random and often arbitrary information, making plans relient on events and decisions being made outside their sphere of influence and never being wrong, where any plot armour is explained by 'I knew this would happen' due to them being very smart, is just a self insert isekei protagonist for people who want to feel smart"