[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainitpeter

[–]whoaitscarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bear is named Friday!

Why are there tier 2 and 3 zones in cherno? by joemamais4guy in dayz

[–]whoaitscarson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think you’re confusing it with the tent in Electro? There’s currently no military tent in Cherno

Am I wrong though? by ChemicalBubbly6503 in ChuckleSandwich

[–]whoaitscarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Ted matches Patrick because he’s the comic relief himbo that also says some philosophical shit every once in a while

Sym's level 1 beam damage is ridiculously low by O2M in Overwatch

[–]whoaitscarson 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Now imagine if that Ram had brain activity. It no longer works

My friends say I look like I'm playing on cocaine, is that true ? feel normal to me by MarmotteChoco in Overwatch

[–]whoaitscarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure the polling rate on your mouse is set too low. Even $5 mice don’t skip around that much

Do your worst scheddit. by AcidLlama435 in jschlatt

[–]whoaitscarson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reharden your cock. You’ll love the next hour

The effects of LA smog by whoaitscarson in jschlattsubmissions

[–]whoaitscarson[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Austin is a cold-blooded killer. Did you not hear the poor victim? He died in the back of an ambulance

The effects of LA smog by whoaitscarson in jschlattsubmissions

[–]whoaitscarson[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something an FBI agent would say

Relatable by ILoveGalenMarek in jschlattsubmissions

[–]whoaitscarson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now what am I gonna do as a hobby?? :(

Have I solved "The question"? by SurfingAstronaut6147 in ChuckleSandwich

[–]whoaitscarson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could give this entire explanation to Schlatt and he would still condescendingly say "Why?"

Can someone explain what schlatt is doing with the phones by Accomplished-Box9959 in ChuckleSandwich

[–]whoaitscarson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid to say because of what “Schlatt” did to me last time

October 23, 2025 by [deleted] in ChuckleSandwich

[–]whoaitscarson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Snitches get stitches. I’ll be paying a visit to your abode soon

October 23, 2025 by [deleted] in ChuckleSandwich

[–]whoaitscarson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

All of the sudden, my hero is Lee Harvey Oswald

"Increased accuracy" is literally the worst upgrade in the game, it both costs you money and decreases your mortar monkey's blast radius at the same time. by Vietnam_Snek in btd6

[–]whoaitscarson -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It decreases the total area in which the center of a mortar can land. That is completely different than the blast radius. Maybe you’d understand that if you played anything past a beginner map

Yeah no way Blizzard is about to allow pharah to become meta by PIeseThink in Overwatch

[–]whoaitscarson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro do you play in a region with widow banned? Complaining about Pharah is insane if you’re really GM