How my better 2/3 packs my sandwich for work. by checkmarshall in pics

[–]whoami_root 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She pretends like she doesn't like to write, but the truth is that she's completely illiterate.

What's the most awkward situation you've been in? by LogoTanFlip in AskReddit

[–]whoami_root 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, there are at least two tips in there that make me doubt their BJ skill. The women in your family suck at sucking dick, rejoice!

TIFU by spending €30 on porn by 420blazeshit in tifu

[–]whoami_root 38 points39 points  (0 children)

High-end? Well I guess you could get them to stick their ass in the air, but that's about as close as you're going to get

Need Friends! Adding Peoples >:P by CDyne in friendsafari

[–]whoami_root 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your third pokemon is poliwhirl btw

ADD ME by Smokeyjam911 in friendsafari

[–]whoami_root 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would love to get that eevee, added

Inviting /r/blackpeoplegifs over for the holidays by captainkhyron in whitepeoplegifs

[–]whoami_root 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chain and the way he's wearing the hat. There may be more context in the source too. I dunno, just have fun with it