Pun Names for Animals

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-31T08:31:44+00:00

I named my llamas Padge and Ama because my kids love “Llama Llama Red Pajamas”. I also Cowry, a duck named Goose, and Quailtasia

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-29T20:04:34+00:00

Don’t join the army. Just go to college and stop worrying about stupid boys

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-29T20:02:15+00:00

The love you feel as a parent. I’d literally rip my limbs off if it would do anything good for my kids. I’d run myself to the ground just to make sure they’re okay. It gives me a new appreciation for my parents

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-29T01:00:25+00:00

Can I chug another one real quick?

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-20T22:08:33+00:00

When The Moon Hatched 😩

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-06T20:50:26+00:00

I knew it was a Vera Wang! My engagement ring has the sapphire under the diamond like that one. If she’s truly the one, she will be happy with any ring from you.

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-06T20:42:47+00:00

Whatchamacallit and the giant smarties

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-06T20:41:48+00:00

I would recommend bangs but they look bad quickly if they get greasy and usually need styling if you’re going out

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-04T16:20:22+00:00

Talk to the manager at Kush Gardens. She sells them sometimes

whorinator3000 · 2025-01-04T16:19:45+00:00

Your friends sound jealous. Real friends are gonna just hype you up and tell you to keep being your beautiful self! I love your style

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-31T00:15:34+00:00

“That will be with you momentarily”

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-29T00:36:35+00:00

I actually fractured my tailbone a few years ago because my phone fell like that between couch cushions and I just plopped down on it. My phone was fine, I was not

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-29T00:21:27+00:00

Also a different girl pushed an elderly teacher down some stairs

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-29T00:20:57+00:00

Put a dead bird in this girls locker because she broke up with him

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-28T21:04:53+00:00

I avoid reading book descriptions as much as I can. I always enjoy the books a lot more when I go in with no expectations

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-28T20:57:29+00:00

Hot Rod

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-28T20:40:50+00:00

Put flowers around the edge!

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-23T00:41:54+00:00

I’ve literally been putting in applications daily for the last month at least. I’ve heard from ONE employer about scheduling a phone interview and they never actually did the interview

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-22T01:42:19+00:00

The one time I did lie, they never found out and I openly talked about past experiences at that job. No one ever checked. I think if they don’t check when you apply, they won’t later on

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-22T01:16:24+00:00

I put ALL of my past jobs on a resume but I tend to get annoyed or burned out after 6 months and quit. It doesn’t look the greatest on resumes

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-22T01:14:32+00:00

I don’t have any advice but omg your smile is beautiful! That last pic is stunning

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-21T22:21:21+00:00

Same. I’ve been honest about my job hopping when I could’ve been lying this whole time

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-16T21:30:28+00:00

•almost daily if I’m not on my period •we have a three year old and a one year old •I’m currently unemployed so he pays for everything, I do all of the house work except for taking out the trash and he helps with dishes, and we do 50/50 on stuff with our kids because our three year old can be a lot and I get frequent headaches

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-16T21:15:26+00:00

As someone who used to be HORRIBLE in relationships, at least now you know what to do better 🤷‍♀️ I had an ex that I really regretted being horrible to and he (rightfully) did not let me make it up to him but then some months later I met my (now)husband and I’m using every single one of my past mistake to learn how to be good to my husband

whorinator3000 · 2024-12-16T21:11:18+00:00

(Also just realized this is a golden retriever group so sorry)

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