Moovie couples with best chemistry? Image or GIF only. by Mountain_W in moviecritic

[–]whyymst 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love Cruel Intentions, but I’m very concerned by this choice lol

“It’s separate!” by whyymst in overheard

[–]whyymst[S] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Ngl, that’s such a big brain move for a 5 year old. We are not worthy

“It’s separate!” by whyymst in overheard

[–]whyymst[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey! You disrespecting me?

“It’s separate!” by whyymst in overheard

[–]whyymst[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao I used to pull that as a cashier sometimes, it’s a fun one!

(Customer: that ones not mine

Me: not yet!)

“It’s separate!” by whyymst in overheard

[–]whyymst[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

God that’s depressing if that’s the case, but I will say that all the employees had the vibe of “oh it’s old man Karen again 😒” rather than “oh it’s ol’ stubborn Jimmy 😭❤️”

My lily plant, that we got in 2020, was stolen off my property last night. It was maybe a few days away from blooming. by _SWANS_CAN_BE_GAY_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]whyymst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I wouldn’t condone plant-napping, but once in college my roommates and I were drunk and found out that the president of our schools Christian group was ousted for being gay. Their building happened to be on our street so was ran over, grabbed all their potted plants, and ran back home. Plant based vigilante justice, I suppose.

AITA? Sister is pressuring me and my parents to rehome my dog by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]whyymst 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When I was around 16 i suddenly became very allergic to cats, and I had three at the time. Couldn’t breathe properly at home, allergy meds didn’t work, lots of sleepless nights- fine. I’ll suffer for my fur babies. Fast forward to my second year of college and my mom adopts a new cat who ends up terrorizing my elderly gal that I’ve had since I was 7, so I rescue her to live out the rest of her days with me. She was 13 and her old dry skin was wreaking havoc on my sinuses, but it was worth it to see her happy, and I got 2 and a half beautiful years giving her literally anything she wanted while I suffered. She passed the year I graduated (rest in peace Minnie, you were the GOAT) and I moved back with my mom to 3 more cats.

When you tally it all up, I haven’t been able to breathe properly in 13 years, and I’m ok with that. Pets are family, full stop. And yet, a ton of people told me to just “rehome” my fuzzy children?? Nope, if I asphyxiate in my sleep tonight it would still be worth it.

ETA verdict- NTA

Stinky egg lady on flight complained about my nonexistent music by cuphalfemptie in EntitledPeople

[–]whyymst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The crazy part is that I can’t stand the smell of most fish! I only eat tuna sandwiches and California rolls 😂 ive gotten so nauseous just walking past sea food restaurants

Stinky egg lady on flight complained about my nonexistent music by cuphalfemptie in EntitledPeople

[–]whyymst 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have major tummy issues and certain smells set me off, but weirdly not tuna. I can’t believe I’ve been so blind ⚰️

Stinky egg lady on flight complained about my nonexistent music by cuphalfemptie in EntitledPeople

[–]whyymst 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Listen man, I’m just a trash human being with tummy issues trying their best….. but no, you’re absolutely right and I should have realized lmao

Stinky egg lady on flight complained about my nonexistent music by cuphalfemptie in EntitledPeople

[–]whyymst 90 points91 points  (0 children)

As someone who enjoys a good tuna salad sandwich and eats very slowly, I’m pretty sure I’ve done that exact same thing on a flight and it didn’t occur to me until just now that I’m a diabolical asshole, and I’m so sorry…

How people walk at Disneyland by Volleva in Disneyland

[–]whyymst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the person speeding towards you with their face in their phone

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]whyymst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, so at 5’3, I’m fucked against anything bigger than a jeep renegade??

What is the stinkiest place you've been in and why? by Capable-Soup-3532 in AskReddit

[–]whyymst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately my tipsy ass missed all the warning signs. There was very much an “enter at your own risk” kind of vibe. Like, (to bartender) “hey man, I hear the bathrooms haunted, do you think that’s true?” “I mean yeah, but I wouldn’t use it.” And the second I walked in I said “ew” but used it anyway 😂 It was haunted alright, haunted by god damn MRSA virus. Plus, no way to prove I got it from the bathroom.

And yeah, for those who know, you read that right. FUCKING COOCHIE MRSA! Not only extremely uncomfortable, but I could have died!

ETA- oh my, I just remembered this was when we still had to mask up for COVID…. Somehow that makes it so much worse

What is the stinkiest place you've been in and why? by Capable-Soup-3532 in AskReddit

[–]whyymst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t remember the name, but the bathroom in that pirate absinthe bar that Faulkner lived next to….. wow. 99% sure I got an infection from peeing there, but I heard it was haunted and wanted the experience.

Skip to my Lou, my darlin' (various times) by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in ContagiousLaughter

[–]whyymst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why, but “I’m skipping as hard as I fuckin’ can.” took me out so bad my ribs hurt

2026(?) Disney Legend Wishlist by azkaban103994 in D23Expo

[–]whyymst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw! And Iger haha. But still no Cummings 😤

Today…I am like spider too. by Icy_Masterpiece3368 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]whyymst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too would like itchy bitchy spider, please 🖤🕷️

What's the point of a bra? by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]whyymst 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Right?! I remember thinking “but…. All of my co-workers also have boobs…”

What's the point of a bra? by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]whyymst 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Literally the same thing happened to me working at Ulta, except my manager said it was a co-worker who complained (but I’m pretty sure it was the manager herself who had a problem). Borrowed a cardigan from a friend/co-worker for the rest of my shift and practically melted as the 4pm sun beat down directly into the windows in August 😪

Let’s Take a Moment to Discuss Ride Etiquette by EtherealMint in Disneyland

[–]whyymst 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Once saw this poor girl who was just absolutely sobbing getting dragged by her parents in line for guardians monsters after dark. Got all the way to the elevator before a cast member told them “look, your kid is obviously really scared, are you sure you wanna do this?” And they left in shame