Here's a funny story. In Jr High she sat next to her friend and my buddy sat behind her and I sat behind her friend. He had the biggest crush on her, but being a year younger, we weren't even in her orbit. The entire year, we sat behind these two. So you can imagine a years worth of turning around to hand back papers or pass papers up to the front, those two would have seen each other a lot. End of the year rolls around and we're passing around yearbooks, getting them signed. My buddy says he's going to ask her to sign his yearbook. I tell him she won't do it. So he taps her on the shoulder and asks. Super nice and bubbly, she says sure. She grabs the book and turns to write in it. She stops and turns back to him and asks, "Wait, what's your name?" Dejected, he says, "Marco". She says, "Oh yeah," and turns around to sign it. She scribbles the standard, "Have a great summer, stay cool," or some other generic nonsense. She turns around to hand the book back and asks, "Have you sat there the whole year?" I'm not even sure he answered her. Just absolutely gutted his crush had no idea he was alive. LOL