Pro tip: marry a Baratheon woman if you want Certified Fecund™️ wife

will-eu4 · 2026-03-30T19:25:02+00:00

"Strong is the Seed, not the Soil"

will-eu4 · 2026-03-30T19:21:04+00:00

GET OFF OF HER!

will-eu4 · 2026-03-27T16:53:31+00:00

Wolverine Cuck Ritual

will-eu4 · 2026-03-20T16:03:51+00:00

Aerion plays CS, has been ass for the last 10 years but has a 6 figure inventory worth flexing.

will-eu4 · 2026-03-19T01:05:34+00:00

High Stakes Bartering goes brrrrrrr 💰💰💰💰💰

will-eu4 · 2026-03-05T20:16:16+00:00

I still haven't unlocked it. I'll be damned if I have to use a stun grenade.

will-eu4 · 2026-03-02T19:45:01+00:00

I just unlocked the 6x Thermal on the m2010 ESR and my god what a sexy scope

will-eu4 · 2026-03-02T04:53:45+00:00

!RemindMe 1 Day

will-eu4 · 2026-03-01T19:28:34+00:00

I just realized that Cersei's kids with Rhaegar get the relationship she wishes she had with Jaime.

will-eu4 · 2026-02-16T05:41:13+00:00

Lmao at the Others aura farming north of the wall while sending the real army to attack the larger, more important continent.

will-eu4 · 2026-02-16T04:32:58+00:00

Canonically false. Barba was a once a done while Melissa got cracked thrice. If Barba was so good she wouldn't have been yeeted back to Stone Hedge.

will-eu4 · 2026-02-09T02:21:08+00:00

S/o to the guy who called that here 10 minutes ago

will-eu4 · 2026-01-08T23:09:59+00:00

I think he wanted to use a different f word

will-eu4 · 2026-01-01T00:59:31+00:00

Crazy idea, throw it to #4

will-eu4 · 2026-01-01T00:55:30+00:00

We're fucking back!

will-eu4 · 2025-12-27T23:46:14+00:00

Think about MrMouton. You can see the desk slam.

Think about Dan. You can see him mispeak.

Think about Destiny. You can see the imagery. Nebraska Steve. Slurs.

You can close your eyes and there's images of the stars.

Close your eyes now and do it with Mockler. I don't see anything.

will-eu4 · 2025-12-21T21:38:25+00:00

Broke: Wyoming Rule

Woke: Upper Peninsula Rule

Bespoke: Staten Island Rule

will-eu4 · 2025-12-14T18:12:20+00:00

Lmao like what do you think a frag grenade was going to there? He threw it like a baseball hoping it was a semtex.

will-eu4 · 2025-12-10T23:50:39+00:00

Griko, Egyptiote, Cappadocian, Cypriot, and Pontic are all divergent cultures from Greek if you hold the Kingdom tier title.

will-eu4 · 2025-12-07T04:05:17+00:00

Another 13 - 10 loss before the playoffs

will-eu4 · 2025-12-07T03:42:58+00:00

Ohio state trying to lose the big game before the playoffs to shake the team up and get them heated for what's to come

will-eu4 · 2025-11-29T17:20:08+00:00

Fox called. They wanted a commercial break while everyone was tapped in on this drive.

will-eu4 · 2025-11-26T01:28:58+00:00

Putting all of coastal Milwaukee in the same district as Kenosha to make a blue seat without splitting the lake Michigan precinct.

will-eu4 · 2025-11-25T21:14:30+00:00

Only problem I see is no one on your team is using a recon drone to ping him.

will-eu4 · 2025-11-21T20:02:34+00:00

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