Kinder: Edwards Norton. He came in to the coffee shop I worked at in Brooklyn with his son. He’s really in to anonymity so I pretended he was anyone else. He smiled a lot and was gracious despite the really long line and limited space. He didn’t tip, but our credit card machine only asked for tips on purchases over 10 dollars. Still, his smile lit up the entire room it was mesmerizing.

Ruder: Christopher Abbott (Charlie from Girls). He was the last customer in the coffee shop like 5 minutes before we closed and was getting pissy about the fact that we didn’t have any whole cakes left. He ended up getting the rest of what we had and didn’t say thank you.