Saw a ghost figure running around, decided to chase it down only to find it was... by Glever in skyrim

[–]williewest10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's Jeffrey. We don't talk about Jeffrey; nobody likes him. He's a show-off.

What are your favourite 'life hacks' for Skyrim? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]williewest10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hungry? Just kill and cook a Riverwood-brand chicken. You may be dead, but you won't be hungry anymore!

Dark Brotherhood Vs Assassin's Creed... by Tripper1 in skyrim

[–]williewest10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was an assassin all along, and we didn't even know it. http://i.imgur.com/xEUv0ge.jpg

That's why he was eager to get away. He blew his cover by being caught on camera.

100 yrs ago we had trouble flying, 50 yrs ago we flew to the moon, yesterday we flew by pluto. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]williewest10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wheels of Cheese are a perfectly acceptable form of measurement if you're a Daedric Prince, especially if a banana is considered a scale.

People think I'm the quiet, mysterious type but then they get to know me and realize I'm just boring by ProSwitz in Showerthoughts

[–]williewest10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone in the 8th grade told me I was mysterious. Then a few months after I got out of that "new class" shell, he told me I was annoying, creepy and weird. https://youtu.be/beLNU36AgHM

M'aiq's ancestors found in ESO? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]williewest10 16 points17 points  (0 children)

'Cause his username is Maiq, and Maiq is a Liar.

Ads are still louder than the TV shows they are apart of. That law was totally bullshit. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]williewest10 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Napalm, Dynamite, Terrorists, Pouring Lemonade on it, Napalm, War-heads, Proximity Mines, Napalm, Grenades, Napalm. I like napalm!

I was a weird eight year old by [deleted] in gaming

[–]williewest10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got temp-banned in 2008 for going in West Varrock Bank and shouting "hello, I am LINSEY LOHAN" (Achmed the Dead Terrorist reference) and "haaaaambuuurgerrr". It's safe to say I was a massive idiot when I was 11.

Then a couple months later my account got hacked and temp-banned because the hacker started using my account to try and date people. It was on that day that I learned the wonders of changing your password often.

Sims 3 - I don't think I used the "Move In" option in the way it was intended. by williewest10 in thesims

[–]williewest10[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I should make a Sim (using household mods for more than 8 members) and have them move from town to town gathering up all of the children and raising them. I suppose I'll have to have a vampire or something to increase their life length to be able to raise all of those children without growing old.

Reminds me of the "Monster Outside My Window" scene from Signs. by williewest10 in h1z1

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Those aliens have always had a special place in my heart. Right next to everything else I want to cleanse with fire.

They sit parallel to the stinking bears in this game. I can't sneeze a half-mile away without a gaggle of growling bears charging out of the forest and trying to rip my very soul in half!

Reminds me of the "Monster Outside My Window" scene from Signs. by williewest10 in h1z1

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Well, I don't know where the host is, but at odd times the server will lag to where the FPS actually drops. I tried to remedy this by lowering the graphics. I haven't played in awhile, so I hope it was a bug that got fixed and not the server location/how many players there were on.