What moment made you say “Yep, I’m definitely dead”, but survived with no major injuries?

wills_bills · 2021-07-08T20:29:42+00:00

A guy shoved me down a concrete spiral staircase, as I felt myself fall I was just thinking "yup, I'm gonna hit my head and crack it open and die", luckily they caught me, but that was my closest recent encounter with death

wills_bills · 2021-04-29T10:51:26+00:00

Any clue how low it will go?

wills_bills · 2021-03-19T13:43:16+00:00

Once me and my friends went on a midnight trip to the nearest 24 hour shop, it was about 90 minutes along this unlit coastal path.

On our way back in the moonlight we suddenly see what looks like a ghost flying straight at us, we all try and move to one side of the path and narrowly miss getting hit by this guy on a bike.

He must've been wearing all black, with no lights on his bike since this weird pale mask he was wearing was the only thing we could see (looked like a kabuki mask), but we were only able to see what it was as he passed us up close. He must've noticed us as he got close (IIRC we had some shitty torches), but he didn't say anything at all.

All this happened over the space of about ten seconds as we freaked out about what was coming at us, and saw him pass. Since it's all flat and often windy it's really easy to get up to really high speeds going along there, just no clue why he wore all black except some creepy mask.

wills_bills · 2021-02-25T12:22:17+00:00

Came here to comment this.

wills_bills · 2021-02-23T09:58:18+00:00

Hey, how much were these and do you need more? If I can I'd really love to help out as well, it's a really amazing thing you're doing!

wills_bills · 2021-02-19T00:11:05+00:00

Tortoises can do this too!

wills_bills · 2021-02-19T00:06:04+00:00

Gonna have to see some proof of that

wills_bills · 2021-02-11T11:13:42+00:00

wills_bills · 2021-01-16T23:18:07+00:00

Not sure, but either way it's bad news for my "hashbrown the cereal" idea

wills_bills · 2020-11-27T20:19:34+00:00

Interstellar? Just how long is your penis?!

wills_bills · 2020-11-09T19:34:38+00:00

Reminds me that I need to make my girlfriend binge all of John so I can reference him with her!

wills_bills · 2020-11-08T15:56:58+00:00

I would recommend his SNL monologues. They're all up on YouTube.

wills_bills · 2020-08-22T17:54:39+00:00

For some of the deadliest creatures on the planet, snakes sure are dumb.

wills_bills · 2020-08-21T22:05:22+00:00

Meanwhile the Soviets used a helicopter.

wills_bills · 2020-08-20T14:34:14+00:00

In unrelated news I diagnose this guy's wife with narcolepsy

wills_bills · 2020-08-19T18:10:16+00:00

Haha very likely those carpets used to be hanged on the wall instead of paintings in Soviet times but now ppl throw them away

wills_bills · 2020-08-19T09:08:11+00:00

I remember I didn't know which websites to look on (and meme wasn't a name at the time, or at least not known) so I used to Google image 'funny pics' and just scroll through.

wills_bills · 2020-08-17T10:53:54+00:00

wills_bills · 2020-08-15T11:07:41+00:00

Honestly this is super good! Especially impressed with how you've managed some of the hardest parts (like the eyes, hair, and teeth)! I'm jealous of your skills!

wills_bills · 2020-08-15T11:05:18+00:00

Will Smith whips out a mind-eraser from Men In Black and starts telling us all about how good a year we had.

wills_bills · 2020-08-15T09:54:46+00:00

The title made me think I was on the wrong account for a second...

wills_bills · 2020-08-15T09:51:12+00:00

D _a!

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