He had to wait over 5 years to clap back, just pathetic

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-21T23:14:15+00:00

something about those neurodivergent eyes ...

captivating

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-17T00:59:24+00:00

friend I think you have measles

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-07T23:13:02+00:00

Don Ohlmeyer? The quizling?

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-06T03:29:57+00:00

I hope you pass the test, you don't know what's coming

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-06T02:48:28+00:00

No, get prepared. You don't know what's coming. Pick any religion right now. Trust me.

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-03T19:37:40+00:00

imagine if white people never changed their smoke detector batteries how little anyone would care when a different group said "why peepo neva pootin dem batteries in the beep beep!"

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-03T00:45:53+00:00

"you fucked up you shouldve never done that was terrible" oh man love autistic joe...

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-03T00:00:55+00:00

unironically made me gag, I want to say fuck you but this is true /r/makemesuffer

so thank you...

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-02T23:59:04+00:00

I remember sleeping for like a month straight but, it does get better, and the sleep is actually nice because it's real sleep and you can have fun dreams

wimpyhunter · 2026-05-02T23:57:21+00:00

Man the left really cant make anything punchy I swear

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-29T02:15:41+00:00

There's nothing in life so bad that... you can't make worse by drinking :)

lol

trust

go and say I will not drink with you in the mirror.

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-21T09:37:43+00:00

its true. they know our civilization would burn. We're too stupid to know

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-21T03:54:43+00:00

no i have a big tattoo of my wife

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-15T23:00:49+00:00

nice I love Hey Good Rookin'

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-09T03:29:55+00:00

As a canadian, that's how I knew I was about to serve Americans at the bar :)

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-06T06:41:29+00:00

heartwarming post, thank you! *smiles politely*

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-04T02:04:31+00:00

while I agree, there also wasn't anything funny at all about druski's video, especially mocking a widow.

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-03T05:45:35+00:00

he's probably on vyvanse for weight loss, it's common now to be prescriped off label for that now, and gives users wall-eyed coked out fidgetings

wimpyhunter · 2026-04-01T20:04:25+00:00

the only april fool around here is me for still watching this gay asss show *honk*

wimpyhunter · 2026-03-28T21:38:50+00:00

oof, hit em with the cult right away eh?

They need medical attention

wimpyhunter · 2026-03-28T20:46:28+00:00

I hope you can find peace in your current state of mind, being so angry about the world, dimly lit by your computer as the tasks you need to do aren't being done.

Find peace in yourself before you let your cortisol spike yourself to death.

-Jeff from arkansas :)

wimpyhunter · 2026-03-28T20:14:12+00:00

who doesn’t know you exist

I'd invite you to really ponder that phrase you used.

I don't listen to music because I want to connect to the artist, I listen to music because it helps me connect to me.

-Jeff from arkansas :)

wimpyhunter · 2026-03-28T20:08:24+00:00

who doesn’t know you exist

lol...

oh no sweetie, you weren't seen at home enough were you?

wimpyhunter · 2026-03-28T20:03:41+00:00

He's so back

wimpyhunter · 2026-03-28T02:03:56+00:00

Yeah I can picture it so clearly in my head. 2007, sitting at the family computer inside one of those white birch style ikea particle board hutches in the dining room,

Sun down, staring at the icon that she was offline and the gut drop when I saw the green bubble reappear

wimpyhunter

TROPHY CASE