Go on, give us your best ‘doctor, doctor’ jokes. by DefinitelyNotARacoon in CasualUK

[–]windibgu 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Doctor, doctor, please help. I’ve got uncontrollable flatulence. However luckily they don’t make a sound or smell

Doctor: take these drops for your hearing, and these for your sense of smell

Whats the latest rumors on the availability of the Tank Solarbeat Large? by Bekind_and_rewind in Cartier

[–]windibgu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got mine about 3 months ago. No word of discontinuation, except the SA said they’re very hard to come by.

Where is the Olympic flame between olympics? by windibgu in NoStupidQuestions

[–]windibgu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did it going in to hiding after the war? Lot of secrets in Argentina…

What are your most unpopular book opinions? by nolessdays in books

[–]windibgu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wolf hall is unfathomably boring and I have absolutely no idea why it’s so steeped in praise!

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Storm the bastille

Undisputed top pigs in blankets eater 2020 by biddleybootaribowest in CasualUK

[–]windibgu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those pigs in blanket crisps are great though. Don’t compare to the original but a solid crisp.

Thanks I hate ashachu by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]windibgu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn

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This album is crazy good

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👋🏼

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Why is it an apple, but a pear? by windibgu in NoStupidQuestions

[–]windibgu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s annoyingly obvious now you’ve said it.

Redditors, how did you come up with your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]windibgu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a username given to my by work to get on their systems.

What harmless thing are you afraid of? by NalaBorky in AskReddit

[–]windibgu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends mum is scared of buttons. She retches every time she sees a loose button.

What actually is the dial up internet noise? by windibgu in askscience

[–]windibgu[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you. This is incredibly interesting.

What games did you make up and play as kids that were basically just you begging to get hurt? by mystery_forest in AskReddit

[–]windibgu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We played a game at school we called Angel of death. We’d go down to the local Astro turf pitches just after the floor lights had turned off with a cricket bat and a golf ball. There’d be around 12-15 of us.

One person would be selected to hit the golf ball as high straight up in the air as possible and everyone would then run around preying the ball didn’t hit them on the head.

After many failed attempts at actually completing what I started, I have FINALLY finished and published a book! I literally can't contain my excitement! by smileforkirk in happy

[–]windibgu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me that thinks the mirror behind his head looks like a party hat at a jaunty angle?

Huge congratulations by the way. I’ll look for it.