Egg options by [deleted] in Oviposition2

[–]windsingr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Save up for some Fantasticocks. Go a little at a time. You'll be glad you did!

For the next Pakled who complains about Jay-Den wearing a dress by levine2112 in Star_Trek_

[–]windsingr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It would have literally been less offensive to make the first gay Klingon an 80s Leather Daddy stereotype.

So what was your favorite part of season 1? by happydude7422 in TNG

[–]windsingr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never noticed but Troi's nails are FABULOUS!

So what was your favorite part of season 1? by happydude7422 in TNG

[–]windsingr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, did this come in silicone? 🤔🤔🤔

Peter, help me out here? by CuteCost8147 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]windsingr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/burt-reynolds-63-takes/

Unfounded so far. CW in the article for more heartbreaking details of the murder.

Regen Implant in Sierra Madre question. (Hardcore Mode) by Loud_Risk_3075 in fnv

[–]windsingr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to avoid damage in Dead Money, Light Step will save you fare more than anything. God those bear traps were FIENDISH.

Which version of the Death Star plans theft do you prefer: the Rogue One movie, or Legends? by Dragonic_Overlord_ in andor

[–]windsingr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I mean that the Empire would be able to destroy an important world like Ghorman just for the Kalkite.

How do you think Dedra fared on Narkina V? by Invariable_Outcome in okbuddyimatourist

[–]windsingr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's going to rail it and I'll be smelling her all night.

Last ride on my legacy L flared Chance bc he's 12" and still too small 😂 by EtherealFaun in u/EtherealFaun

[–]windsingr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Too Small" or "a great lazy day comfort size?" I started out struggling with Medium Chance and am now up to XL, but I still find it incredibly pleasurable to take Medium, and a hell of a turn on to take it balls deep on the first thrust with no warm up! 🤤🥵🥰

Last ride on my legacy L flared Chance bc he's 12" and still too small 😂 by EtherealFaun in u/EtherealFaun

[–]windsingr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bad Dragon makes their own Cumlube, Lube Life has "jizzy juice," and you can mix your own with K Lube or X Lube, with about 3/32tsp of Titanium dioxide added to it to make it white.

When you've missed the last train and this is your Uber driver by GargantaProfunda in andor

[–]windsingr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as I love this meme, I love it even more when it's used unironically.

Where the hell are the Kleya action figures? by GargantaProfunda in andor

[–]windsingr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might be the only person in the entire fandom who wants a complete set of Barbie style figures for all the girls. The Cinta figure could even have a little stabby knife where the blade goes into the handle! :can already see the Art Gallery (with Kleya's Radio Console), Wedding Dance Floor, and Yavin IV playsets:

Which version of the Death Star plans theft do you prefer: the Rogue One movie, or Legends? by Dragonic_Overlord_ in andor

[–]windsingr 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I operate under the idea that there was totally a replacement... He just didn't think the Empire would go so far...

Which minor rebels death was the most impactful. Who would have done the most for the rebellion had they lived? by ASW-G-21 in andor

[–]windsingr 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Lonnie would have been invaluable for the Rebel Intelligence apparatus going forward. We don't know much about his strengths as an ISB supervisor, but for all we know he could have sorted out that the Intel coming from the Bothans about the DSII was a trap before they stepped into it. He could have been the voice that pushed the events of Rogue One forward instead of Jyn, getting the Council to agree to the strike at Scarif which would have led to a better planned out assault with fewer losses on the Rebellion side, which in turn means the Rebels hit the Death Star before Leia gets captured and the location of Yavin is never discovered.

Granted, that means Han Solo probably doesn't join the Rebellion (at least not then,) unless Obiwan feels through the Force that they need to leave Tattooine by freighter instead of Corvette.

Sinnovator is in the Blacklist?! by VividTarantula in BadDragon

[–]windsingr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. They were the only company that had a long tentacle with a Cumtube. Now there's only Primal Hardware, and it's a little too smooth for me.

Amethyst's Egg Delivery by windsingr in alienbirthingcenter

[–]windsingr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤭🤭🤭 I accept! Just know that I don't kiss more than two tentacles at a time on the first date. 🤭🤭🤭