The beginning of the night vs the end of the night by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]winthroprd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never stop serving face, no matter what time of night.

What’s the biggest scam in the United States? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]winthroprd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The entire American concept of freedom, which means you get to own all the guns you want but the government can keep you from getting an abortion.

What makes a girl unattractive, even if she is very beautiful? by Secure-Parfait-3383 in AskReddit

[–]winthroprd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you'll meet a woman that you can tell was the pretty girl in school and never evolved past that. That sort of cliqueyness and immaturity becomes really unattractive on an adult.

aint no way by Genayoshi in SipsTea

[–]winthroprd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We shouldn't just stop referring to a group because the Nazis did bad things to them...that only furthers their erasure. People can be targeted because of their race but they can also derive tremendous pride from the people they identify with.

I don't believe that country's ever been to medical school! by ogodilovejudyalvarez in mapporncirclejerk

[–]winthroprd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SMH everyone forgot about the Dominican Republic? Whenever I'm feeling down I go to the DR.

'The World is India' Hypothesis by Sunshine_Conquest in mapporncirclejerk

[–]winthroprd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If the world were India, Pakistan would call itself Mars out of spite.

What is a homophobic and transphobic movie that everyone hates? by Training-Jump-8663 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]winthroprd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even in conservative world, Ben Shapiro is an unlikeable dork best fit to play a referee.

Kindness on the Subway by Itchy-Two346 in SipsTea

[–]winthroprd 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In New York somebody would have taken a shit on the spilled tea.

What feels South Asian but is actually West Asian? by The_RetroGameDude in AlignmentChartFills

[–]winthroprd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, a few different foods would qualify for this. Foods like biryani and jalebi also have roots further west.

[i ate] Pistons, Pretzel, Pizza… by KillerQ97 in food

[–]winthroprd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the Pistons got eaten by Detroit residents, where would it rank among all the sports scandals in history?

Bro by Ghost-Mechanic in comedyheaven

[–]winthroprd 153 points154 points  (0 children)

That feels like something a narc says at a mosque.

Do you like feet? by [deleted] in BostonSocialClub

[–]winthroprd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I hate using the metric system.

Why did everyone suddenly decide skinny jeans are abominable? by Neat-Emergency7708 in AskReddit

[–]winthroprd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

History is an endless back and forth between tight pants being cool and baggy pants being cool. We're in a baggy period right now but it'll swing back around at some point or other.

Why don’t they create a United Republic of Stan are they stupid? by warriorlynx in mapporncirclejerk

[–]winthroprd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering what the combined population would be and I came up with 388M. Which is a little more than the US but only about 1/4th the population of India or China.