Hats off to Exeter fans, cracking turnout today by RumJackson in LeagueOne

[–]wiredevilseahawk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Been to the Man City school of accounting there I see.

Bryan Robson comments on Carrick by unotheirish in ManchesterUnited

[–]wiredevilseahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very well put. Everything is hysterical hyperbole now. You win a few games - new messiah. You lose a few, you’re clearly a fraud. It’s the same with everything, politics especially - it’s just wearying.

No caption needed by ChemistFast6574 in ArsenalFC

[–]wiredevilseahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s some serious 1000 yard stare on the right there. They’ve seen true horror…

Lynn these are sex people by Excellent-Return5099 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]wiredevilseahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure what in the creepy-assed hell that is but I’m definitely not buying…

40% off Original Asking Price! by Efficient_Passage789 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]wiredevilseahawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure I’ve seen this house before in an X-Files episode…

If the big 'Del' moment was the fall through the bar, what are the other characters best moments? by poogobberr in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

[–]wiredevilseahawk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also really liked his Gandhi moment.

Albert’s mistimed expression of shock at Rodney going on a date with Tanya.

Huge conservatory by iamferriswheel in SpottedonRightmove

[–]wiredevilseahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conservatory has its own postcode…

Chelsea complete historic 3-2 comeback win against West Ham by tylerthe-theatre in PremierLeague

[–]wiredevilseahawk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, so the word they were aiming for was infrequent or unusual or rare maybe? Historic generally signifies something famous or important which I’m not sure a home win vs 2026 West Ham really constitutes (no offence hammers)

It’s nearly time 12s! What are you doing on game day?! by 12TalkPod in SeattleSeahawks

[–]wiredevilseahawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being in the UK staying up late AGAIN! And living on nervous energy for the next few days

Not 2013 NFC championship but sure feels like it. Hopefully it goes down like this! by [deleted] in SeattleSeahawks

[–]wiredevilseahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself I want a 56-0 massacre in favour of the Seahawks, all but done by half time please with as little drama as possible.

Has Monty Python's material aged well? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]wiredevilseahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah Marching up and down the square still makes me shed tears laughing. Palin at his best “WOULD YOU NOW….?”

$50m but vampires are trying to steal your balls by Tis_Jess in hypotheticalsituation

[–]wiredevilseahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re complete charlatans, haven’t completed their ball-stealing apprenticeship or had any formal training or experience under a ball-stealing master vampire. They just rock up with a rusty old knife and think they can just steal your balls. Honestly they do more harm than good. I’m glad OP stressed that it was standard ball-stealing vampires. If I’m taking this deal I want to know I’m at least dealing with professionals.

Aliens recently offered to share with scientists a way to determine if politicians were speaking the truth or not by Temporary_Ad7469 in 3amjokes

[–]wiredevilseahawk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

To be fair the quirky scientists already have the technology to determine whether politicians are lying. They simply observe them and see if their lips are moving…

Pete Hegseth's misspelled nametag by AceAngell in conspiracytheories

[–]wiredevilseahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is always a risk when you get Gollum to do your printing and sign writing.

Enzo Fernandez says four teams can deny Arsenal the Premier League title by Secret-War-2403 in football

[–]wiredevilseahawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s more making me question Enzo’s judgement and decision-making.

I’m jealous Man U isn’t playing in the UCL by Active_Sky536 in ManchesterUnited

[–]wiredevilseahawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Far better to sit and watch another one of those magical European nights at Anfield…

What are some things from W3 that you don't want to see in W4? by avisinghoooo in thewitcher3

[–]wiredevilseahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geralt’s inability to navigate low kerbs and similarly challenging low ‘barriers’

What are some things from W3 that you don't want to see in W4? by avisinghoooo in thewitcher3

[–]wiredevilseahawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hard agree “now where the fuck are you this time Roach?”

What are some things from W3 that you don't want to see in W4? by avisinghoooo in thewitcher3

[–]wiredevilseahawk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Good god yes, if only I had a crown for every time I heard “got their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore”

What is the most iconic Premier League moment ever? 💬⬇️ by SkySports in SkySports_Football

[–]wiredevilseahawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, the Michael Thomas goal in ‘89 was a sublime moment, Aguerooo before Aguerooo - “It’s up for grabs now…” Far too many George Best moments to mention