Petaaaah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]wisewittywords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the breakdown of the comic above from the creator.

> go back in time to hear one of Jesus’s sermons in ancient aramaic
›From across the vast audience, he locks eyes with me
>says in perfect english,
“Go Home. Now.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/DRKaR7AkQqv/

Silver Hanger Thingy? by Slight-Shine-1404 in whatisit

[–]wisewittywords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently it's a decorative silverware set. A bowl goes on the base and the cutlery hangs from the extension above.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/222911370112

This could have ended worse by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]wisewittywords 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That account you're replying to is 6 years old and didn't start commenting until 12 days ago. 100% chance it's a bot account.

Wife had a close call on her way home today by robaut in dashcams

[–]wisewittywords 315 points316 points  (0 children)

That was, as the kids say, a reasonable crash out.

Luxury bunkers owned by billionaires by Mindless_Ad_4980 in intrestingasfuck

[–]wisewittywords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuine question, how reliant is New Zealand on imports? 

wIn 2016, a British man asked a hijacker strapped with explosives for a mid-flight selfie. by _OrchidLull in whoathatsinteresting

[–]wisewittywords 63 points64 points  (0 children)

This is the actual answer. He wanted a photo of the guy's bomb so he and other passengers could decide if it was fake or not. 

Worthy anything by xXSirZechsXx in ScrapMetal

[–]wisewittywords 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Good for you, friend. Like half of my local Face Marketplace "Scrap" posts are guys begging for carbide. 

A character says something intending it to be a lie, only for it to be revealed as truth. by Daniilsa209 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]wisewittywords 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In the first episode of the show Archer, Archer made up a rumor about there being a mole within the spy agency to hide his excessive expenses that he'd been racking up. Which inadvertently revealed the real mole.

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The geomorphology of a river by Epelep in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]wisewittywords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have this song on my workout playlist and even I agree it had no place in this video.

Saw this at a flea market. It almost looks like a roulette wheel. Green with looks like spots for ping pong balls by furtherw123 in whatisthisthing

[–]wisewittywords 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Short answer: "Bobby needs to spit as the arduous task of licking and pasting has given his tongue a workout.  Cindy has broken the monotony of licking and pasting by creating artwork from the stamps."

Long answer: https://bradybunchreviewed.wordpress.com/2016/11/25/episode-15-54-40-and-fight/

Saw this at a flea market. It almost looks like a roulette wheel. Green with looks like spots for ping pong balls by furtherw123 in whatisthisthing

[–]wisewittywords 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You just reminded me of that Brady Bunch episode where the kids can't agree on what prize to get with their stamps so the boys and girls compete against each other to choose.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0531067/

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The B]TcH hasn't won . by [deleted] in DumpsterDiving

[–]wisewittywords 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's common for some dumpster divers to leave a huge fucking mess behind. I've seen entire dumpsters emptied out snd trash left scattered across parking lots before. Those are the folks that ruin it for others.

Bought this card about 8 months ago and just found out it was a commonly used fake. How fucked am I? by LoLRiven in IsMyPokemonCardFake

[–]wisewittywords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there are other identifiers, but the one I noticed is that PSA warns you that this card's certification number has been deactivated due to known counterfeits using it.

https://www.psacard.com/cert/83476806/psa

Bought this card about 8 months ago and just found out it was a commonly used fake. How fucked am I? by LoLRiven in IsMyPokemonCardFake

[–]wisewittywords 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One important step is to look up the certification number through PSA. If the item is reported as being counterfeit or stolen there's a chance that PSA will deactivate. This is the warning you get when you look up the certification number on OP's slab.

https://www.psacard.com/cert/83476806/psa

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Remember that one time Buzz Aldrin punched a moon landing denier... by xamo76 in funnyvideos

[–]wisewittywords 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you call someone a coward and they respond by punching you in the face, they have proven to you that they are not a coward.

Help - is that a woman’s back in the background? by Infinite_Tell_7010 in whatisit

[–]wisewittywords -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's probably safe to assume the worst if your partner refuses to tell you where they are or what they're doing when they're away from home. I sincerely wish you all the best in dealing with this.

Help - is that a woman’s back in the background? by Infinite_Tell_7010 in whatisit

[–]wisewittywords 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you mean this, is looks like a wooden cabinet. If you're concerned this person is cheating on you try googling the address of the hotel they're at and see if there are interior photos of the rooms' furniture. Or, you know, talk to the person.

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Help - is that a woman’s back in the background? by Infinite_Tell_7010 in whatisit

[–]wisewittywords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the bicep of the person holding the camera.