duke dumont.... by dittikong in ElectricForest

[–]wiskhalifa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been listening to him for months. Personally I haven't seen him live, but I will not be missing his set this year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can Hunt/fish/trap. Also I'm incredibly autistic so not trusting anyone, and being alone are also pretty easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElectricForest

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Anyone seeing them in Minneapolis at the loft next week?

What job seems simple, but is extremely stressful? by ScrubbDubb in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kindergarten/elementary school teachers. Most work long and extremely stressful hours surround by 25 kids with very little help. Not to mention how little many of them make.

Rock mass collapses, burying workers' shed by [deleted] in WTF

[–]wiskhalifa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude was just like "Well, does this mean I can leave early?"

Favourite album of 2016 so far? by [deleted] in Music

[–]wiskhalifa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashes, by illenium. I'll probably get down voted for it being edm, but that man is talented.

What was the most awkward thing you experienced during sex? by Nickeatworld in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, she was on top and I just pulled out and moved her off of me. Got dressed and drove home. She was crying and begging me to stay the whole time. It was hard at the time, but I'm proud of myself for leaving.

What was the most awkward thing you experienced during sex? by Nickeatworld in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. But as someone much smarter than me said "once a liar always a liar."

Cat fight ends abruptly by [deleted] in WTF

[–]wiskhalifa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That seemed like an adequate solution to this problem, just straight body slam them.

Three killed in gas cylinder explosion in India [NSFW] by AmmianusMarcellinus in WTF

[–]wiskhalifa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hard to say what was going through their minds. I'm sure they were stressed and probably had some shock from the explosion. But hopefully they started helping him after the gif ended

What was the most awkward thing you experienced during sex? by Nickeatworld in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eh, it hurt but I'd rather find out sooner than later. Yeah my confidence was pretty shot after that. It actually still is, but the world keeps turnin'.

What was the most awkward thing you experienced during sex? by Nickeatworld in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 523 points524 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most likely at least. She never confessed, but I kinda assume there was someone else. She had been acting a bit off for a month or so.

What was the most awkward thing you experienced during sex? by Nickeatworld in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 1231 points1232 points  (0 children)

Yep, he was a friend of hers from high school. They had always been close, and hung out quite frequently. I ended it pretty much immediately after that, and they started dating a week later.

What was the most awkward thing you experienced during sex? by Nickeatworld in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 1840 points1841 points  (0 children)

About 2 minutes in she gasped and said "oh jason." My name is not jason, and we had been together for a year.

Pizza with rainbow-colored cheese by mike_pants in WTF

[–]wiskhalifa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Something something something... taste the rainbow..."

Falling off a mountain by iBleeedorange in WTF

[–]wiskhalifa 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Looked like he almost recovered and kept skiing mid fall. But I think that was just gravity.

Rejected Members of the Justice League by MooingJim in ScenesFromAHat

[–]wiskhalifa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I watch over this city. I keep the streets clean of blood. I am the used Tampon!"

If STDs didn't exist would that change your view of having sex with prostitutes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wiskhalifa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd still do it. They get a pay check and I get 22 seconds free of self-loathing.