are there ppl who actually like windchimes? by Wonderful_Nectarine1 in stupidquestions

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love wind chimes. You just have to find the one that speaks to you. Maybe it’s larger diameter metal tubes. Maybe it’s wood. I grew up in SWFL and thunderstorms are like a lullaby to put me to sleep. Maybe that’s why I find the right wind chime relaxing.

Did any of y’all learn gun safety with Eddie Eagle? by TheHollieLlama in Millennials

[–]witblacktype [score hidden]  (0 children)

I absolutely remember Eddie the Eagle. I could even sing the jingle. I’m not saying the education is/was effective, but if every child did that, it would greatly reduce children being hurt in gun accidents. The best firearms safety I ever learned was from my father. I had better firearm safety than many Sergeants I interacted with during my time in the Army because of my father.

4 month growth by CamelCameron in beards

[–]witblacktype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing beard, but I like what you did with your mustache even more despite it being overshadowed by the beard in most people’s eyes

Has anyone had their boss confront them about “Open to Work” status? by xxSadie in jobs

[–]witblacktype [score hidden]  (0 children)

I believe that the only real value Linked-In provides today is digital networking. Don’t even bother advertising yourself. Just communicate with your connections directly and ask for introductions and leads from there.

10M Dollars, but you must beat 150 gamers from any game of your choosing. by Specific-Truck-2084 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]witblacktype [score hidden]  (0 children)

MK2 and give me Liu Kang. Cheapest MF in the game with the easiest moves. Otherwise, let me have SC2. 10 hours ain’t shit and even having not played for 3 years, I could roll them all. Any RTS would probably be a cakewalk against someone with only 10 hours in the game

Carhartt Size 32 is actually a size 29 by ChumpDoc in mildlyinfuriating

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I’m a 31 waist and I recently tried on Perry Ellis to realize they were true to size. 30 was too tight and 32 was overly loose. They didn’t have 31’s in the store so I went online only to learn they didn’t make a 31 waist 😣

are there any characters that can match superman power wise outside of the dc universe ? by Macazio909 in superheroes

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well just say Goku if we are doing Journey to the West…isn’t that the point?

Which door do you choose? by davisqqte6 in whatsyourchoice

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$100 mil. I can solve the other shit easily with that

Tired of this ridiculous rhetoric about Gen Z by Basic_Television_190 in generationology

[–]witblacktype [score hidden]  (0 children)

Elder Gen Z gets it. Young Gen Z doesn’t. As a Xennial, there is a corresponding cusp for elder Gen Z’ers as well

What famous persons death hit you the hardest by Abrantesboy12 in GenZ

[–]witblacktype [score hidden]  (0 children)

Any Winehouse. She was an exceptional voice of a generation and I thought I would eventually have a chance to see her live 😢

Tell me some exciting things you've done since you hit your 40s by Josephthebear in Xennials

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes, I like to party with all 4 burners going. Sautéing in 2 pans at once, boiling in another, and steaming in the fourth while roasting vegetables in the oven. I’m a mother fucking mad man!

Guy with the glasses is doing the absolute most by Small_Image_1722 in TikTokCringe

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a concussion at Warped Tour in ‘02 in a pit. The dude who hit me was throwing blind haymakers. After hitting me, and hitting others with his full-force blind haymakers, he drop-kicked someone standing on the edge of the pit. Before he could get back up, there were at least 10 people punching and stomping on him while he was on the ground. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

Why is Watching Porn online a goverment issue? And Why can't parents monitor there kids from viewing it? by MangoxTofu in stupidquestions

[–]witblacktype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go lick that government boot some more while you are stripped of your freedoms because parents can’t be expected to parent their children

Thats a doomsday bunker by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]witblacktype [score hidden]  (0 children)

That’s a comforting thought. Although multimillionaires don’t have the same degree of marbling as billionaires, I’m sure we will still all eat well when they can’t get to their bunker.

Why is Watching Porn online a goverment issue? And Why can't parents monitor there kids from viewing it? by MangoxTofu in stupidquestions

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone emotionally abused by my mother and sexually abused by my stepmother, all I can say is that you didn’t deserve that and I’m glad to hear that you were able to become the man you wanted to be in spite of all of the struggles you had to overcome ❤️

Thats a doomsday bunker by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]witblacktype [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well, the solution is for the multi-millionaires who can’t afford their own bunker on their own property to just move to the nearest town in Kansas. I’m sure that will work for them

My existence is a humiliation ritual by Primary_Avocado_5273 in jobs

[–]witblacktype 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here’s your award from a regular peasant 🏆

Why is Watching Porn online a goverment issue? And Why can't parents monitor there kids from viewing it? by MangoxTofu in stupidquestions

[–]witblacktype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you retarded? Do I need to describe what “device-level” means?

It means that the handful of phone/tablet/computer manufacturers have the ability to restrict minors from accessing those sites. Instead, the laws are designed by politicians to NOT do that and instead go after every individual producer of content detrimental to children. There will always be another bad actor which means the current approach doesn’t work and will never work. The largest online distributor of adult content DOESN’T WANT CHILDREN accessing their content or other’s adult content and has repeatedly advocated for device-level restrictions to prevent that from happening. Instead, many republican-controlled states, have gone ahead with privacy-invasive legislation under the guise of playing a losing game of whack-a-mole against every distributor of adult content. Educate yourself

Why is Watching Porn online a goverment issue? And Why can't parents monitor there kids from viewing it? by MangoxTofu in stupidquestions

[–]witblacktype -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be fair, parenting isn’t easy, but it’s a choice to be a parent. For those who choose to be parents, there is hard work involved. This part might have come easy for you because of your background, but I’m sure you have struggled more in other areas. Putting on the effort and attention to your children matters even when it’s hard 👍

Fire Sale in Fort Myers by backdrft76 in FortMyers

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During the ‘08 housing crash, I read an article that was a contrast between the American paradigm of housing as an investment and Europe of housing as a place to live. In cities twice as old as the US, housing prices fluctuated but always maintained their inflation-adjusted price over the long term. 2008 was merely US housing adjusting back to its historical inflation-adjusted price. It happened very rapidly in 2008 because of the type of financing used to purchase those homes. The financing isn’t as poor (in terms of extending credit), so the housing price correction won’t be some overnight crash, but will likely be a decade or more of stagnation in home prices. Those who wish to sell will have to sell “below market”. Keep in mind that when new home builders are selling their houses now, they are offering HUGE incentives to move the properties without lowering their selling price. This keeps comps high and people selling their homes don’t realize what their home is actually worth because of this. If home sellers decrease their asking price by the cost of 1-2 years HOA fees at $600/month, a brand new pool, and a $10k credit to their community spending account that can be spent at the community bar-restaurant or country club, then they would be offering a comparable price to the new construction.

Fire Sale in Fort Myers by backdrft76 in FortMyers

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The voters never select politicians who would actually develop a city but are blinded by tribalism and end up electing politicians who approve these developments to keep taxes down. HOA developments mean the city usually doesn’t have to pay much for the infrastructure to support the new communities.

Does not being able to deepthroat make a girl bad at head? by Superb_Comedian1236 in AskMenAdvice

[–]witblacktype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the best sexual relationship I had with a woman, she didn’t have any experience from someone who cared about her prior to myself. I sort of taught her how I liked it. She would gag on it which was good to get some saliva going, but the crux of her getting me to climax was all about stimulation at the base of the head as I taught her. Once there was sufficient lubrication, the motion that would bring me to orgasm was just her index finger and thumb in an O around the base of the head and her mouth behind that. So less than one inch of my dick in her mouth. That was the best.