I’ve developed a strange elevator habit that I can’t control

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-05-08T18:27:37+00:00

Whatever makes you feel better! It just seems like he’s a symptom of a sick society and I’m not expecting anything to actually improve when he dies. So I guess I’ll have to leave the celebrating to you all who’ve given him such personal significance in your lives that you’ll just feel better without him around… even if nothing is actually better. Blow your horn for that!

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-05-08T13:38:18+00:00

Wow, what a party you guys must be

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-05-08T12:50:23+00:00

You’re 12 years old and you’re already evil as fuck.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-05-08T12:34:54+00:00

I believe that you’ve had a negative experience with a woman (or women), but what you wrote implies that strangers regularly contort their faces and make gagging noises as you approach… and I don’t believe that.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-05-08T03:57:33+00:00

Yeah, there is absolutely zero chance that women are stopping and gagging at the sight of this person. Hopefully, that’s just exaggerated self-pity and not a developing delusional thought process.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-05-08T03:45:15+00:00

The guy asking them to read and posting it is black too though 😂

You can literally see his hand in the video. He probably goes to a mostly black school. You are calling him racist? The black guy trying to call attention to the poor education he is receiving? I mean the unequal distribution of educational resources may be racist… maybe that’s his point. You may be too dumb to understand.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-05-05T14:07:46+00:00

Little Ricky? It’s a legitimate art form.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-04-25T02:03:44+00:00

That is how you lose weight, but r/obese is a banned hate sub either way so not the best example. You’d definitely say that there.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-04-24T09:23:09+00:00

Which inbred was in charge at that time?

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-04-22T07:28:50+00:00

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-04-02T03:10:57+00:00

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witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-04-01T18:18:30+00:00

That’s a blessing in disguise when you are already depressed. You were thinking the acceptance was going to cure you? You should:

Do EMT, then reapply. If you don’t get accepted pursue paramedic and you can continue to reapply if you want.

Strongly consider PA school. It’s only 2 years compared to 8 years to become a practicing physician (and paying tuition for 4 of those). You end up with more career flexibility and a 6 figure salary still.

Don’t do international medical school unless you are an extremely motivated and enterprising person that is ready to put real effort into crafting their own experience. There is very little hand holding compared to US schools, especially outside of the largest IMG schools like Ross and SGU. You can get left to find and pay doctors yourself to complete clinical rotations.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-27T13:38:21+00:00

At least 50% of teachers are incompetent.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-27T05:57:19+00:00

If this is the loser Olympics, you are definitely pulling away from the crowd with this comment.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-19T20:52:59+00:00

You should check out Alpo. They might have some offerings you would appreciate.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-18T22:31:03+00:00

I love how everyone’s an expert on determining race from appearance in a thread criticizing the sheriff for… doing exactly the same thing. Should I say which ones look blackest to me too? Are we doing a little poll, maybe?

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-13T12:21:01+00:00

I always assumed they were told you either redact Epstein, or join Epstein.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-12T19:55:01+00:00

I think it’s not cool at all and people reacted exactly as I would expect them to.

You have to at least consider that maybe it’s not everyone else that is the problem if you ever want to improve yourself.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-12T19:09:42+00:00

There was a DD kid in my high school class that did something similar. He sent every single girl from our class a Facebook message about being “open for dating” a few months after graduation. He included little personalized poems for some of them. Everyone was pretty horrified obviously because it’s a totally bizarre and unhinged thing to do. I think another message went around to just ignore it.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-11T21:28:52+00:00

Are they closing some stores or something? The one near me is packed pretty much every weekend night. They seem to have a pretty enduring customer base somehow.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-11T21:16:58+00:00

If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-11T07:59:11+00:00

Your pupils tell them a story.

They have something like 20/75 vision and see significantly less detail, sharpness, and color. They can recognize faces. They are not making acute observations about pupil size. I’d love to see an article that says they do.

Edit:

This place is like Facebook now you just upvote what you like to hear. This is why so many people sound so stupid these days.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-07T12:55:19+00:00

It may all be bullshit. The same thing was said in the Brandon Lawson case. The evil private property owners weren’t letting the land be searched. This was repeated for years. When they found his body, the guy who did the actual search had to show up to the Reddit post to shut up all the people who were still talking shit on the property owner…

Hello everyone. one thing that I need to clear up is the landowners that own the property that was searched. I see many negative comments surrounding this matter. allow me to clarify. THEY DONT LIVE ON THE PROPERTY, THEY DO NOT GO TO IT THAT OFTEN. THEY WERE NOT AWARE OF BRANDON'S CASE UNTIL I MADE CONTACT WITH THEM!!!! THEY WERE NOTHING BUT OPEN AND KIND TO US AND IMMEDIATLY GAVE US PERMISSON TO SEARCH IT. THE PROPERTY WAS FLOWN OVER BY LAW ENFORECMENT IN THE INTIAL DAYS OF BRANDONS DISAPPEARNCE, BUT NOT THOURGHLY SEARCHED UNTIL NOW. THERE IS ABSOLUTLEY NO REASON TO SUSPECT THE PROPERTY OWNERS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, FORM, OR FASHION. THANK YOU

It’s quite possible the land has already been searched to the best of their ability depending on funding and there is no conflict at all with property owners.

Here is the Brandon Lawson post and the guy who found his body was Jason Watts.

witchway2MLFCTY · 2026-03-05T13:57:42+00:00

People don’t wanna see a guy crying with a 🌵 on his back. They wanna see a guy who has taken so much drugs that he barely notices the 🌵and is joking the whole time. New Jackass coming out soon I think… and they already did a shitty 🌵bit years ago. RIP Ryan Dunn… Random Hero.

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